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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Fixed....





    Sig www.pless.com.au/mechanics.htm
     
    Aircon, Apr 23, 2022
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  2. I16

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    I saw a strange post on a forum from the east the other day, it started off "my brother [you know the one with a home in far Kew without a tower]"
    What is that all about?
     
    I16, Apr 23, 2022
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    Faith must’ve brought you two together always. Blessed. :)
     
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  6. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    ROFL!
     
    kerrari, Apr 24, 2022
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  7. Aircon

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    I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.
    The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
    When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
    Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.[emoji23][emoji137]‍♀️[emoji137]‍♂️[emoji488][emoji489][emoji477]️

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    FazzerPorscheman, Jun 17, 2022
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    Lol, I’ll need to share that one, classic
     
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    Hong Kong Dong. [emoji1635]
     
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    Racist
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    LOL! I knew a couple who lived in Mackay and had to drive the Marlborough stretch (infamously boring) regularly... suddenly he was broken out of his ‘reverie’ by a semi honking, seems in his ‘reverie’ his accelarator foot had relaxed and speed had dropped to something like 20kmh!
     
    kerrari, Jul 2, 2022
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