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  1. Brigitte

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    Jan 16, 2004
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    It's not Ferrari related, but it's amusing.

    The Top 15 Advertising Slogans for Delta Air Lines:

    Delta: We're Amtrak with wings
    Join our frequent near-miss program.
    Ask about our out-of-court settlements.
    Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off!
    Complimentary champagne in free-fall.
    Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.
    The kids will love our inflatable slides.
    You think it's so easy, get your own damm plane!
    Delta: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose.
    Delta: We might be landing on your street!
    Delta: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.
    Bring a bathing suit.
    So that's what these buttons do!
    Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.
    Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.
     
  2. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Amtrak flipped The City Of New Orleans last week. One fatality. :(
     
  3. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    I like the rest of 'em though! Hi, Brigitte! :)

    Speedy308 for President!
     
  4. Spasso

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    This is a scream! Every time you refresh the page a new slogan appears below the tail. "You All Look Like Ants From Here".

    Click on all of the details and programs.

    Fill in your reservations and get a load of the flight itinerary!

    http://www.skyhighairlines.com/
     
  5. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    You want to know what's even funnier? I had them track Speedy308s luggage, and it's in Damphu, Bhutan. The subject of WILLIAM H's post today.

    Too strange, my horoscope must call for travel, today. LOL!
     
  6. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Carbon McCoy
    Everytime i log on to delta.com or amtrak.com my computer crashes... Hmmm...
     
  7. Spasso

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    Just so more people can enjoy the fun, a good laugh!

    This is a scream! Every time you refresh the page a new slogan appears below the tail. "You All Look Like Ants From Here" etc................................

    Click on all of the details and programs.

    Fill in your reservations and get a load of the flight itinerary!

    http://www.skyhighairlines.com/
     
  8. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    DELTA

    Doesn't
    Ever
    Leave
    The
    Airport
     
  9. Danysh

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    Mar 31, 2004
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    we need a :rollseyes: smiley.
     

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