It's not Ferrari related, but it's amusing. The Top 15 Advertising Slogans for Delta Air Lines: Delta: We're Amtrak with wings Join our frequent near-miss program. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off! Complimentary champagne in free-fall. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you. The kids will love our inflatable slides. You think it's so easy, get your own damm plane! Delta: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose. Delta: We might be landing on your street! Delta: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us. Bring a bathing suit. So that's what these buttons do! Delta: A real man lands where he wants to. Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.