"Would you like to accompany me to a particular entertainment venue sometime?" I tried that. It worked.
Pardon me...have you seen my Nobel Prize laying around? Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
Heres a fun idea, go up to a chick who thinks shes superhot & she has her nose in the sky, say "Hey Dude" Chances are her facade will crack like Humpty Dumpty Best lines are when you pick on a woman in a lighthearted manner, like, I love your hair but how were you able to only die the roots ? Are those your PJs you are wearing ?
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by another time?" "Wow, did it hurt when you dropped down from heaven?" Obviously, these belong to the category "not a chance", but still funny IMO
When a waitress asks, "Do you need anything else", or something similar, say "Do you offer backdoor service?" My friend did this at a small town restaurant and the poor girl didn't have the slightest clue what he was talking about. It was hillarious. But she was damn cute.
Go into any Cocos and sit down. When the waitress comes, point to the restaurant's name on her apron and ask her to say it backwards! DL
