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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Dec 23, 2002
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    Santa and the Police Officer

    A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
    girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

    Nice bike", the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
    Yep", the little girl said, "he sure did!"
    The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
    safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
    light on the back of it."

    The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
    "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure
    did," chuckled the cop.

    The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
    "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse not on top".
     

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