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  1. PeterS

    PeterS Three Time F1 World Champ
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    My partner of my business is meeting me in Vegas for a trade show next week. He has never met my girlfriend, Melodie, nor knows what she looks like. She will fly to Vegas the last night my buddy is there.

    I need a good prank to play one my buddy. Please help, as I REALLY want to Punk him!!! I'm leaning towards getting two hookers to cocktail with us and along with Melodie, we'll tell him that when travel to party towns, we whoop it up a bit more than normal!
     
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    Have her come up to him at a crap table and claim he is the father of twins!
     
  4. CMY

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    I need some more info.. is he married? Anything in particular that would 'get his goat' or expose his achilles heel? The more uptight he is, the easier it will be.

    C.
     
  5. Jdubbya

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    Go find the ugliest woman you can (might want to try renting one from that other thread?!) and pretend she is your Pride and Joy. Shouldn't cost you more than $10 in Vegas.
     
  6. rivee

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    You can either get a hooker (to act as your girlfriend), or have your girlfriend (if you really trust her), come on to your partner. Have either girl be discrete about it, like coming on to him when you go to the bathroom, or leave the room. Don't make it too obvious.

    After reading the above, I think I would get a hooker to do it just in case something more sinister happens, like your girlfriend actually liking your partner.
     
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  8. GrahamS

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    Would be interesting for them if Melodie turned out to actually be a man...
     
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    OMFG that is the absolute best!!!
     
  10. Dino Martini

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    father of twins was a good one. that would be hilarious.
     
  11. PeterS

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    Oh great! Now I'm gay!
     
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  13. 2000YELLOW360

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    About time you were outted! LMAF

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    Or better, an obvious trans-sexual that clearly has you fooled. Have him (her) show up with a mild 5 oclock shadow and a crushing handshake.
     
  15. wrecktech

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    Make sure that s(he) has "man hands" like on Seinfeld.
     
  16. jimpo1

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    Find a very large african american hooker. Hang all over her, kissing her and fondling her. Introduce her as your g/f. Have your real g/f watch from across the bar/crap table.
     
  17. bobafett

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    Does that mean you'll be there this weekend? AHEM.

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  18. Jdubbya

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    ...and then have him/her hit on your buddy. PERFECT!!
     
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    Better: The transsexual should talk to your bud for a while, then kinda shake his/her head and say:

    "OK. I can tell you're on to me. But look, Pete doesn't know. PLEASE don't tell him! He's such a dear but I'm afraid if he figures out I'm a transexual he will have real problems, please don't tell him! We have such a good relationship and such great sex, you wouldn't BELIEVE!!!"
     
  20. Jdubbya

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    You are wicked!!!
     
  21. PeterS

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    This idea has potential!
     
  22. FarmerDave

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    Unless of course, he does actually welcome the advances by the hhoker posing as your girlfriend. If you can't trust him with your girlfriend, can you trust him in a financial matter?

    You may end up learning more about him than you intended!
     
  23. wax

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    If he's aware your gal's name is Melodie, have a buddy wear a convention sticker, you know:

    Hello, my name is

    MEL ODIE



    Be sure and hold hands with your buddy Mel as he winks at your biz partner -

    Then, have Mel announce he's going to the powder room, like "I'm going to the Powder Room, Love Muffins. Miss me?" 'Miss you' "Miss you more..."

    Mel exits stage left...

    He'll be all like: Um, should I tell him his boyfriend is hitting on me?

    Be sure the real Melodie is watching this all um, go down from wherever her vantage point is. Should be a hassle-free laff riot, for the cost of a Hello sticker - nuttin'.
     
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