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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Santini, Jan 5, 2004.

  1. Santini

    Santini Formula Junior

    Oct 1, 2003
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    Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each
    run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner
    day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he
    approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

    "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.

    "No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.

    This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by
    and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

    One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
    husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street
    corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary
    would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He
    realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.

    As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill
    became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the
    hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the
    pair jog past.

    Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five
    bucks?"
     
  2. Auraraptor

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  3. Dave Radu

    Dave Radu Karting

    Nov 20, 2003
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    That was good. I would expect change from Hillary.
     
  4. Greg G

    Greg G F1 Rookie

    hahaha - that was good!
     

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