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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Aug 3, 2002
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    Carbon McCoy
    Condoms
    A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register
    he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl
    if she could have some brought up to the register.

    She asked," What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know.
    She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the
    counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom,"One box of
    large condoms, Register 5."

    The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us,
    was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told
    the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
    could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him
    what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drophis
    pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom
    and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

    A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was
    way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live
    female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he
    told the checker he needed some condoms.She asked him what size and he
    said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She
    reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the
    intercom and said....


    "Cleanup, register 5."
     
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  3. F40

    F40 F1 Rookie

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  4. Bryan

    Bryan Formula 3

    My sister-in-law is a pharmacist in CA. When a male asks her for condoms, she ALWAYS asks him what size. They ALWAYS say large. Then, she ALWAYS sells them the box with 12, rather than 6...
     
  5. Peter

    Peter F1 Veteran
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    Dec 21, 2000
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    B.C., Canada
    Ha ha! Funnier! Although, I'm still laughing about the kid creaming his pants...
     
  6. Dale

    Dale F1 Veteran

    Oct 7, 2003
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    Dale Juan
    NNO,nice one LOL,
    Dale.
     
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  8. jarends

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    Jul 23, 2001
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    thanks, really funny, gave me a good laugh.
     

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