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Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is ...........

Discussion in 'Australia' started by moretti, Dec 17, 2018.

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  1. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 moretti, Dec 17, 2018
    a La Ferrari to match my pretty 355 ....... and Mercedes engines to blow up next year in F1 :)

    Oh, and for Simon to leave Steve and move in with me :p
     
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    #2 Horse, Dec 17, 2018
    Peace on earth.


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  3. moretti

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    #3 moretti, Dec 17, 2018
    Stop drinking then you won't piss so much .................. ohhhhhh, "peace" , my eyesight's not so good

    Forgot to add "steak and a BJ" to the list :)

    Santa knows I've been a good boy :p
     
  4. moretti

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    #4 moretti, Dec 17, 2018
  5. Horse

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    #5 Horse, Dec 17, 2018
    Santa thinks you’re a chunt.


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  6. moretti

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    #6 moretti, Dec 17, 2018
    Well if I don't get a La Ferrari for xmas there is NO Santa and I'm not leaving out any carrots for his steenkin reindeers !!

    And Santa's a chunt as well !!
     
  7. Horse

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    #7 Horse, Dec 17, 2018
    That went downhill fast!


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  8. moretti

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    #8 moretti, Dec 17, 2018
    Ewe started it :p

    U didn't say what you wanted for xmas
     
  9. Horse

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    #9 Horse, Dec 17, 2018
    Peace on earth!

    FFS, and do it now or I’ll shoot you!


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  10. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #10 moretti, Dec 17, 2018
    Stop sucking up to our American friends:p
     
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    #11 dm_n_stuff, Dec 17, 2018
    Hey.

    I resemble that remark. :D

    Oh, and what (dare I ask) is a chunt??

    Is it, in fact, what the urban dictionary describes as a combination of male and female junk on the same person?? if so, ew.

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  12. moretti

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    #12 moretti, Dec 17, 2018
    We've already established that chunt is our way of calling someone a Mike Nelson from Sea Hunt (Chunt)

    We would NEVER say anything rude on the internet, it's where all the real stuff happens

    And if you believe that I have a nice bridge I's like to sell you :p
     
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    #13 dm_n_stuff, Dec 17, 2018
    Har de har har.

    Sea Hunt was one of my favorites as a little kid, so I know Lloyd Bridges, and you are no Lloyd Bridges. :D

    D
     
  14. au-yt

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    #14 au-yt, Dec 18, 2018
    Dear Santa thank you ever so much for my early Christmas present. I dont know how you managed it , I guess that the magic of Christmas. with my dear favoite friendly neighbour has listing his house for sale :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
     
  15. moretti

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    #15 moretti, Dec 18, 2018
    Upset him by going over and lowballing him ..... tell him to take the offer or you'll paint your house purple !! :p
     
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    #16 au-yt, Dec 18, 2018
    Now there's a plan!!
     
  17. 4_Eff_Sake

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    #17 4_Eff_Sake, Dec 18, 2018
    Haha - I got one of those for Christmas too!


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  18. moretti

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    #18 moretti, Dec 18, 2018
    you guys should be better to your neighbours like me, I just turn my music up to 11 and wait for them to come outside and start "dancing" :p

    Well I think they are dancing and singing ..... can't really hear what they are saying so **** 'em :p
     
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    #19 Ferraridoc, Dec 18, 2018
    Time to start your old car body and used sofa collection on the front lawn - you can borrow Moretti's
     
  20. au-yt

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    #20 au-yt, Dec 18, 2018
    The other idea I’ve got is I have a few mates with Harley's drop in before open house, but leave before the agent turns up.
     
  21. Steve355F1

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    #21 Steve355F1, Dec 19, 2018
    Wow! That’s pretty amazing - you and I want exactly the same things!

    Especially the last bit....

    :p
     
  22. moretti

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    #22 moretti, Dec 19, 2018
    Doesn't he brush his teeth before getting in bed ?
     
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    #23 PAP 348, Dec 19, 2018
    If anyone wants to chip in and buy Pappy an F40 for Xmas this year that would be much appreciated. :p
     
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    #24 Steve355F1, Dec 19, 2018
    Hmmmm.... interesting....

    Meanwhile, back on Earth, the inhabitants realise that Pappy hasn’t driven, changed the tyres, belts or anything else on his 348 HOS for about 75 years so there’s no way in Hell they’d trust his lazy arse to look after an F40.....


    :D:p
     
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    #25 au-yt, Dec 19, 2018
    Be nice to your moderator, after all it is Christmas.
    may be a LEGO F40
     
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