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  1. darth550

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    Sperm bank worker Mohd. Binatang bin Goncang wins "Worst Job in
    Singapore" award.

    Wildlife Reserves Singapore (WRS), which runs the Singapore Zoo, has
    set up abank of sperm and animal tissue in order to help preserve
    species. The thankless task of collecting the sperm falls to Mr.
    Binatang's, starting his rounds at 4 a.m. "We start so early in the
    morning because a lot of the animals have 'morning glory' when they
    wake up, and it's easier to collect the sperm.

    Wearing rubber gloves and carrying a cooler box filled with ice and
    tupperware, Mr. Binatang, 25, told us that he'd just graduated from
    Singapore Polytechnic with a diploma in life sciences. He liked
    nature and animals, and thought that the Singapore Zoo would be the
    perfect place to work.

    "I never thought I'd be giving an orang-utan a hand job every
    morning," he said somewhat ruefully. "And he is the worst, he expects
    to be kissed first.

    "As we approached the orang-utan enclosure, we saw the Zoo's most
    famous resident lying casually on his back, hands behind his head and
    sporting a huge erection.

    Applying the massage oil onto his gloves, he lingered outside the
    enclosure before entering and knelt before the orange beast. About 2
    minutes' worth of squelching noises could be heard before Mr. Binatang
    emerged again.

    Next the tiger enclosure, the big cats were sprawled lazily on the
    grass verge, in a somewhat half-hearted manner as he put on a fresh
    set of gloves and entered the enclosure. "Here, kitty, kitty,kitty..."
    Moments later, he emerged with several tupperware full of viscous
    fluid.

    "Isn't it dangerous?" we asked. Mr. Binatang was silent for a while.
    "They know I'm not there as an enemy," he finally said, a glazed,
    faraway look in his eyes. Worked his way round the zoo, finished his
    rounds at 3 pm in the afternoon.

    Carrying out his duties with the tapirs, the rhinoceros, giraffe and
    the gorillas, amongst others. "Each animal is different," he said,
    removing his gloves, now speckled with traces of polar bear sp*nk.
    "The chimpanzees always want to be hugged afterwards. The elephant is
    the most tricky because of the size of its thing... sometimes I have
    to use both my arms to tug on it."

    "As you can expect it's really affecting my sex life. I can't help
    it. Each time my wife initiates sex, these ejaculating hippos keep
    floating through my mind." How long will he stay difficult to know,
    but deputy assistant director Lai Jee Seow thinks it is important to
    continue.

    "It's because the animals have gotten too used to Binatang coming
    over every morning to pull them off," said "Many of them now can't
    be bothered to engage in real sex."

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  3. Admiral Thrawn

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    ahahahaha! classic!

    Poor guy...
     
  4. JSinNOLA

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    Holy ****! That is the WORST JOB EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ROFLMAO:D
     
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    That's brilliant !
     
  6. darth550

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    Glad you liked it!!

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    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Bit late for you to be on this , Dave?
     
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    Lions, Tigers and Bears. Lions, Tigers and Bears. Lions, Tigers and Bare Lions, Tigers and...
     
  10. TestShoot

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    you see the movie 'clerks' where a hot girl walks in to the store, and the guy asks her what she does for a living and she says she works with endangered species, by manually masturbating jaguars?
     
  11. bostonmini

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    hehehehe, thats is AWESOME!
     
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  13. dm_n_stuff

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    Can't beat that job, eh?
     

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