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Don King says it best.......

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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

    2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

    3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
    prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

    8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

    9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

    10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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  3. 134282

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    Don King is the man...


    "0i wash my hands BEFORE i touch my d_ck..."
    LOL, anyone ever see that movie...?
     
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    Darth550 and Don King, you are so right.
     
  6. ART360

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    The terrible thing about those quotes is that not only are they true, but nobody thinks about them.

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  8. wax

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    I make these observations daily, but I catch your drift. Unfortunately - Majority rules.
     
  9. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    i agree; this country is definitely ass-backwards...
     
  10. MarkPDX

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    Yep, take this one for instance:


    Fortunately you can do something to change the status quo. Next time you go to McDonalds order a regular Coke, an extra large fry and three double cheesebur.... never mind, you already do...
     
  11. mbmike

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    You know, some of us actually like Diet Coke better than regular, and ordering it has nothing to do with the calories.....
     
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  13. MarkPDX

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    Yep, I love diet vanilla Coke.
     
  14. 134282

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    Cute. Really cute.
     
  15. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Uh OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    DL
     
  16. 134282

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    LOL...
     
  17. NNO Ferrari

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    ABONDANZAAA!!!!

    AY. Whos-a been-a sleepin ina my bed-a?
     

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