I've often wondered; Why is the expression; "drive it like you stole it" - bandied about so often on this site? Personally, If I stole a car, I would drive in such a manner so as to not warrant any suspicion. A clean, uneventful getaway to the chop-shop, if you will. __ So, while keeping the Spirit of the Leadfoot Tribe alive and well, methinks we need a better back-slapping and encouraging descriptive send-off to purchasers of Italian wheeled beasts, which, should a most unfortunate encounter with the long arm of the law occur, would receive a nod of understanding, if not mock horror from the Officer. Other suggestions are certainly welcome: herewith is mine; Drive it like you've got explosive diarrhea!