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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by 134282, Nov 26, 2003.

  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,617
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    Haven't had one of these in a long time...

    Bruce, sorry buddy, but i couldn't pass this one up...

    Ok, everyone, you know the rules... What's he saying...? Who's he talking to...?

    Winner gets 4 lithium AA batteries, courtesy of Wellington Battery (don't worry, Bruce, i'm gonna send one of mine, since i have so friggin' many...:))
    Bruce, of course, will choose the winner... Have fun...! :)
     
  2. F40

    F40 F1 Rookie

    Apr 16, 2003
    3,227
    "Andrea, I'm so drunk that I forgot which tractor was mine"
     
  3. zjpj

    zjpj F1 Veteran

    Nov 4, 2003
    5,938
    USA
    hahahahaha
     
  4. FLATOUTRACING

    FLATOUTRACING F1 Rookie

    Aug 20, 2001
    2,684
    East Coast
    Full Name:
    Jon K.
    "You ain't gonna believe this honey but I parked the Honda between these two Lambos and some thieving bast*rd stole my car"

    Regards,

    Jon
     
  5. Mark(study)

    Mark(study) F1 Veteran
    Silver Subscribed

    Oct 13, 2001
    5,878
    Clearwater, FL
    Full Name:
    Mark
    "Yep! I just put Jr. on the school bus.
    Gee Honey, this new private school looks really cool!
    I wish we had Mario Andretti prep school when I was a little kid"
     
  6. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

    Apr 26, 2003
    13,234
    Never home
    Full Name:
    Dr. Dumb Ass
    "Hi hun, can you come pick me up in the Ferrari? Yep, neither of them will start again..."
     
  7. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,617
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    Erik, Patrick - LMAO...!
     
  8. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
    8,933
    NEW JERSEY
    Full Name:
    BRUCE WELLINGTON
    WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAN YOU HAD AN ACCIDENT WITH THE NEW CAR????????????? YOU MUTTA@#$#$%^^$^^&%$
     
  9. Jay GT4

    Jay GT4 F1 Rookie

    Oct 16, 2001
    4,995
    La mamma dei fessi
    Full Name:
    e sempre incinta
    "Yeah, the Fiero Kit Car convention is in full swing!"
     
  10. Artherd

    Artherd F1 Veteran

    Jun 19, 2002
    6,587
    Bay Area, CA
    Full Name:
    Ben Cannon
    <yelling at the top of his lungs, and imagine a 3 foot long giant cell phone>

    "YEAH! NO! CAN'T FIND ANY DECENT CARS DOWN HERE FOR MILES!!! NO, IT'S ALL RUBBISH! F-ING ITALY, YOU JUST SEE THE SAME SHI% ALL THE TIME OVER HERE!"
     
  11. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 14, 2003
    58,142
    With Stu
    Full Name:
    St Mark
    "Nice try honey, if I told you once I told you a thousand times.....I don't care which animals are in the barn with Britney, I DON'T NEED A HAIRCUT!!!"

    DL
     
  12. Artherd

    Artherd F1 Veteran

    Jun 19, 2002
    6,587
    Bay Area, CA
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    Ben Cannon
    "Yeah, policia? My fiat is lodged between the treads of one of these tractors... Happens all the time? You have a specialy built red crowbar for exactly this purpose? Well you'd better hurry, they said they'd be back in a mizzile for shizzle.

    Yes mam, pimping ain't easy indeed."

    Best!
    Ben.
     
  13. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

    Apr 26, 2003
    13,234
    Never home
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    Dr. Dumb Ass
    Option 2 (Opening day at Lamborghini of East BF Egypt):

    "Yeah, first day on the job. Owner spent all the money on inventory, not overhead..."

    Option 3:

    "No Dad, I've got to sell it now, they're everywhere. I wanna be different."

    Option 4:

    "Darn GPS. This sure doesn't look like Maui!"

    Option 5:

    "I bought two of 'em and the Ferrari guys still won't let me in their sandbox!"
     
  14. rodsky

    rodsky Formula 3

    Mar 24, 2003
    1,601
    Los Angeles
    [Speaking to Andrea on the phone].

    Holy **** honey, you'll never guess what I just discovered. After 3,603 posts on F-chat, and after having owned the car for over 5 years, and after getting into it with Allan on F-chat many a time , and all those F-chat parties at our hose - I just figured out that the yellow car is actually a Lambo and not a Testarossa.
     
  15. jordan747_400

    jordan747_400 F1 Veteran
    Lifetime Rossa

    Dec 9, 2002
    6,926
    Houston, TX
    Full Name:
    Jordan Witherspoon
    LOL Patrick wins in my opinion :)
     
  16. Greg G

    Greg G F1 Rookie

    (Bruce speaking to his attorney)

    "So whats the worst that can happen if I get caught taking a wizz on one of these here tractors?"
     
  17. Miltonian

    Miltonian F1 Veteran

    Dec 11, 2002
    5,933
    Milton, Wash.
    Full Name:
    Jeff B.
    Hello? Audi? Listen, I've got a great idea for a battery-powered Lamborghini!! Let's do lunch soon!!
     
  18. allanlambo

    allanlambo F1 Rookie

    Jun 9, 2002
    4,363
    Maui
    Full Name:
    Allan
    Hello Mom! Youre not going to believe this! I was out in the Testarossa, running her up through the gears, when all of a sudden these two cars blew past me like i was standing still! Can i borrow some money?
     
  19. F40

    F40 F1 Rookie

    Apr 16, 2003
    3,227
    WOW! Nothing about Nautica shorts?
     
  20. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,617
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    Just for kicks, i can't exactly compete to win my own batteries... :)


    "Jim [Murphy]...? Yeah, it's Bruce... They just dropped it off... Hey, listen - WTF did you do to my TR...?!?"
     
  21. wax

    wax Four Time F1 World Champ
    Advising Moderator

    Jul 20, 2003
    41,786
    SFPD
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    Dirty Harry
    Since the only difference between Porcupines and Lamborghinis is that Porcupines have their pricks on the outside, does that make me a Porcupine when I'm outside my Lambo?
     
  22. vanimal

    vanimal Formula Junior

    Mar 19, 2003
    380
    UK
    Full Name:
    Vaughan
    No Mon, I tell you, this is how ALL Lambo drivers dress, yeah Mom, I am sure I will fit right in!!!!!
     
  23. Ferrari_UK

    Ferrari_UK Formula 3

    Dec 6, 2002
    1,277
    England
    Full Name:
    Jeff Howe
    "Hi...Is that Ferrari UK ?......When d'ya think y'all be getting the NOS stuff from Italy for my Italian car ...?"
     
  24. Wolfgang

    Wolfgang F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Mar 8, 2003
    16,743
    Heidelberg, Germany
    Full Name:
    Wolfgang
    “Howdy Daaaaaaad,

    DONE, what you have instructed me!!!
    I have ploughed all the fields.
    First with the white 2 wheel drive tractor and a second time
    with the yellow 4 wheel drive tractor………. “

    Wolfarossa
    FORZA FERRARI
     
  25. WCH

    WCH F1 Veteran
    Rossa Subscribed Owner

    Mar 16, 2003
    5,179
    1 - "Nah, I'm ok ... well, maybe a little disappointed, I guess ... been here all day and still haven't seen any great cars ... are you sure this is the right spot?"


    2 - "Look, I did what you said ... that's right, engines running, unlocked, windows down, titles on the driver's seat ... yes, all day, since first thing this morning ... look, they're still here, that's all I can tell you ... no, we can't just take off the plates and leave them here, they'll trace the VINs back to us ... why don't we try eBay with no reserve again?"
     

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