FerrariChat Caption Contest...

Pentagon OKs mobilizing 17,000 more reservists

Soldiers of the U.S. Army's 4th Infantry Division on patrol early today in Tikrit.


"Its not so bad hunting for the Bath Party and being away from home for ThanksGiving. At least we got these new Cool Hum-Vee's"

 

Bruce speaking to his wife, Andrea:
"No honey, no one from F-chat will ever find out we were here...... I know Allen will never let me live this down....... I'm telling you, our disguises are great, everyone thinks I'm a jogger and DES has his ferrari shirt on inside out and is riding his bicylcle...... OK, I gotta go. I see he's waiting for me....."

 

"Hello, Michael???...Ya, its me....I'm in the back of Never Land. I'll leave the keys to these two cars on top of the right rear tire.....This should keep that brat's parents from moving ahead with the charges".

 

"Hello Mom? Yeah, I'm STILL here. I've been trying to cut and paste myself home for the last 3 hours and no one cares. What's that? You think I should ACTUALLY DRIVE MYSELF? Nahhhhhhhh.".......Telson

DL

 

"Hi...is this my personal trainer? We're going to need some more sessions - I still can't change gears in the Countach."

 

"Dude, I TOLD you that no one would come to a Lamborghini show unless we had swimsuit models and free drinks!!"

 

"DES, Alan tricked us!! There is no Ferrari party! There are no girls! I should have known something was up having a party waaay back here in the woods! They tried to have sex with me!!!"

 

MOM! I did just as you told me! I pulled my pants up as high as i could, and the Lambo guys still got all the girls!

 

Later that night:

MOM!! HELP! I took those girls back to the hotel room (that you charged for me) and found out the hard way that they were not really girls at all!! But it gets worse. They stole all of your credit cards from me and bought a Ferrari!

DL

 

Hello?? Is this Peanuckle Motorsports??? I need to speak to the owner NOW!

Uh….Who wants to know?

I just paid JR for a major 30k service & my car is still screwed up. Nothing was done that I asked him to do. I also noticed that some parts were never replaced even when I was charged for new ones. WTF kind of business are you running anyway???!!!

Uhh…The owner is not here right now, he’s out of town, yea, that’s it! That’s the ticket!

Well Tell him if he calls to contact me ASAP!!!!!

Uhhh…Hold on sir…..click…(phone hanging up)…..

Hello? HELLO????!!!!! Damn cockroach!

 

Yes I followed your directions...but....oh....a right you say?.....o.k....yea I thought this was a funny place for a penis enlargement clinic...I'll tell the other guy aswell...

 

Wait a minute...I'm not getting this...your telling me the first gear is..what?...Down?...and thats why we both need a clutch?

 

1) "Yeah, I just got beat by the guy on the 10 speed again."

2) "Beam me up Scotty!"

3) "I got 2 words for you : Tractor pull."

4) "Yes, I installed the hideous spoilers, but still no chicks!"

5) Cell Phone : $20
Jogging Suit : $60
Spending $160k on 2 lambos and still not getting laid : Priceless.

6) "Yes, ok, yeah, ok, so let me get this straight.... A big SV written on the sides and then I get some chicks?"

7) "A little light was still coming in the back window, but I think I have it fixed now."

8) And lastly, for these spaceships, I'll leave you with a Back to the Future quote :

"Where we're going, we won't need roads."

 

Hey Ma,

You'll never believe what I just saw,I was driving back home and I had to pull over. There's a guy here with a new TREK mountain bike

 

What do you mean the TR is only worth $25,000 on a trade in!

 

"Heh Mom, you better come and get me ... I thought I had only had a couple of beers but, er, ... I'm not seeing straight!. My TR has turned into this hideous looking yellow thing with wings sprouting everywhere ... "


Pete

 

Hello..Joe's towing?...yes this is he....How did you know it was me?...I did not!!....really?....4 times this week huh? well I guess it's better then last week....yea same 2 cars, I be waiting.

 

"Dammit, DES, I told you... bring the Ferrari's NOT the Fieros!"

"Hello, Mr. Deere, Yah... B. Wellington over here... listen, about your tractors, what'll ya give me for a couple of Lambos? Hello... Mr. Deere... Are you still there...?"

"****, where do the batteries go again???"

 

"Sir, is your hair receding?"

"Yes, and thinning."

"Is that it?"

"It's a little longer in back."

"Good. Um, gold chains?"

"Two."

"Great. What about your body?"

"Short. Pretty much pear-shaped."

"Excellent. And your clothes?"

"You know. Sweat shirt. Gym shoes. Exercise pants pulled up to my nipples. I'm a sportsman, after all."

"Perfect! Now, you say you own TWO of them?"

"Yup, and they BOTH have wings!"

"Well, that oughta do it then. Welcome to the Lamborghini Club!"

 

"What the? this ain't the St. Franscis! Alan, this is the last time we take directions from an F-chatter..."

Or; "Alan, put your shirt back on, you're scaring all the chicks away!"

Best!
Ben.

 

"No... I'm telling you I definitely need a third one. The second one you sent me broke down as well!"