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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Dec 23, 2002
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    Tony H
    )Why are females the strongest sex?
    A)Because they can produce milk without eating grass, Bleed for a week
    without dying and they can bury an 8 inch bone quicker than a dog!
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    A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty
    > 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone.
    >
    > A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, "No
    > one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend over, and I'll do you in the ass."
    >
    > The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his
    > trousers and bends over, and the bear does what he said he would do. After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers again and staggers back into town. He's pretty mad.
    >
    > He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same
    > bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says,
    >
    > "You know what to do."
    >
    > Afterwards, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town,
    > and buys a bazooka. Now he's really mad. He returns to the forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks him flat on his back. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him and says,
    >
    > "You're not doing this for the hunting, are you?"
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    A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next
    > to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The
    > barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you`re gonna get hair on
    > your muffin."
    >
    > "I know," she replies. "I`m gonna get tits too."
    >
     
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  3. formula1joe

    formula1joe Formula Junior

    Nov 3, 2003
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    thanks ofr putting a smile on my face on a cold rainy day in ATL
     
  4. bluekawala

    bluekawala Formula Junior

    Jan 22, 2004
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    Ormond Beach, FL
    Yeah those are good, thanks for sharing. ;) Be careful though someone might get offended.
     

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