Well, my record is broken. 2 years, 4 months, 11 days of ownership until my first encounter with the law. I was driving to work this morning and got stuck in the left lane behind a Toyota doing about 25mph in a 40 zone. She was slowing down to get behind the truck next to her in the right lane. The truck was doing maybe 30. Close behind me was a Tahoe. I could only see the Tahoes bumper and grille in my mirror due to the height of my car. When the Toyota finally pulled over, I'd had enough. I downshifted and stood on it. Who knew that the local cops drove Tahoes? Yes, he was directly behind me. He asked me what the hurry was (do they learn that line in cop school?) and I gave him the standard 'late for work' answer. He took my info and disappeared to his car. When he came back, he told me I was only going to get a warning because my record was so clean. He also said he was going to have a story to tell about the Ferrari that was right in front of him that took off. I told him I knew his car was there, but didn't know the law drove Tahoes. He laughed and replied that he was trying to check out the car when I just hauled ass away. Merry Christmas to me!