> > >A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around > > > with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. > > > > > >"Hunting Flies" He responded. > > > > > >"Oh!, Killing any?" She asked. > > > > > >"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied. > > > > > >Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" > > > > > >"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone". He responded > >
