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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Many many years ago

    when I was twenty three,

    I got married to a widow

    who was pretty as could be.



    This widow had a grown-up daughter

    who had hair of red.

    My father fell in love with her,

    and soon the two were wed.



    This made my dad my son-in-law

    And changed my very life.

    My daughter was my mother,

    For she was my father's wife.



    To complicate the matters worse,

    Although it brought me joy,

    I soon became the father

    Of a bouncing baby boy.



    My little baby then became

    A brother-in-law to dad.

    And so became my uncle,

    Though it made me very sad.



    For if he was my uncle,

    Then that also made him brother

    To the widow's grown-up daughter

    Who, of course, was my step-mother.



    Father's wife then had a son,

    Who kept them on the run.

    And he became my grandson,

    For he was my daughter's son.



    My wife is now my mother's mother

    And it makes me blue.

    Because, although she is my wife,

    She is my grandma too.



    If my wife is my grandmother,

    Then I am her grandchild.

    And every time I think of it,

    It simply drives me wild.



    For now I have become

    The strangest case you ever saw.

    As the husband of my grandmother,

    I am my own grandpa.


    __________________________

    DL
     
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  3. bluekawala

    bluekawala Formula Junior

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    LMAO! I hoep you didn't sit down and figured that out. Thats hilarious, any F-chatters play the banjo? We could make a theme song, lol.
     
  4. Nibblesworth

    Nibblesworth Formula 3
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    Sing it to the Beverly HIll Billy theme song and imagine a banjo twangin' in the background.

    It'll make you laugh so hard that you'll pinch a tiny turd out.

    Good one Darth!
     
  5. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Willie Nelson has already recorded it!

    It's not an unusual family tree at all, here in East Texas.
     
  6. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    This is the finished product!!!

    DL
     
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  8. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    God, I wanna marry that thing.
     
  9. Varenne

    Varenne Formula Junior

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    Impala, we're worried about you. Please seek help, and soon.
     
  10. ernie

    ernie Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Hahahaaaa DL you big fool! That was a funny read.
     
  11. Admiral Thrawn

    Admiral Thrawn F1 Rookie

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    rofl

    nice one
     
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  13. Varenne

    Varenne Formula Junior

    Nov 8, 2003
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    The other funny thing about this is that this is a well known kids song that we used to hear all the time when the young ones were little....
     

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