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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting
    > at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at
    > a nearby table all alone.
    >
    > He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
    > expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that, if she
    > accepts it, she is his.
    >
    > The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman,
    > saying this is from the gentleman over there.
    >
    > She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man.
    > The note reads:
    > "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
    > garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
    >
    > The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his
    > own back to her, and it read:
    > "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa,
    > a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over twenty-five
    > million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as
    you,
    > would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."
     
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  3. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    LMAO...!

    Hey, Tony, Darth's not around and i don't know how much access he'll have to the internet for the next 3 weeks... i'll try and dig up some jokes later to make up for his absence...
     
  4. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Thnx Carbon......nice to have some back-up.
    Tony
     
  5. 62 250 GTO

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    What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?


































    Nothing. You already told her twice.

    It's a joke gawd damnit! No PM's telling me I suck.
     
  6. writerguy

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    you suck.....


    Hey Has the weather gotten any better in Halifax?
    My Mom is there and she was complaining to me how awful the winter has been....
     
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  8. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ
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    yeuppers, heard it many times before, but here is one that is just too true:

    There are 400,000 battered women in the US each year. What do they all have in common?

    They just don't F(#*!#'n listen!
     
  9. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

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    Well the wind has died down and it's only -5 but tonight there is snow {10cm} and freezing rain on the way so. I guess summer is over?
     
  10. writerguy

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    My whole family is there and here I am using a Motorcycle for a daily driver and complaining about how cold Dallas has been over the last week.......
     
  11. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

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    You bastard! Take off the leather coat and hit 125 mph. Then you will feel the cold! What bike are you tooling around on?
     
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