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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf
    club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range. The man
    goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards.

    The golf pro says, "Not bad, Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your
    wife's breast." The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards.

    The golf pro says "Excellent!"

    Now the woman takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards.

    Golf pro: "Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband's
    dick." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.

    Golf pro: "Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth."
     
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  3. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Q. What sort of woman can wash up with her left hand, cook with her right,
    sweep the floor with one leg and dust with the other, give you a BJ and
    open a bottle of beer with her A rse, all at the same time?
















































    A: a Swiss army Wife......
     
  4. wax

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    True story
     
  5. noony

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    Not one of your better showings :p
     
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    As they say in France...



























    Repost from one day ago! :(
     
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  8. 6.0 se

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    Sorry,my bad.I deleted.
     

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