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Friends don't let friends.............

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by darth550, Feb 29, 2004.

  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.......... "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"

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  3. jordan747_400

    jordan747_400 F1 Veteran
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    Hah!!

    As a side note...Dave, have you gotten any PMs Ive sent? I dont think my PMs are going through to anyone for some reason.
     
  4. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    No....

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  5. Ike

    Ike F1 Rookie

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    I have sent out two PM's and I do not think they were received. It says they are unread when I check my outbox.
     

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