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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by tonyh, Jan 21, 2004.
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High score 329.....
Tony, how do you get them past 300?
All mine seem to collapse at about 200.
Did you see this joke the other day? (it's ferrari related)
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The
test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the
mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops
in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and
impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the
house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl
and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will
pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank
If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the
man's shoulder and tells him:
"You f**k her again."