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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 23, 2002
    14,372
    S W London
    Full Name:
    Tony H
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  3. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Dec 23, 2002
    14,372
    S W London
    Full Name:
    Tony H
    High score 329.....
     
  4. Badapple

    Badapple Formula Junior

    Nov 20, 2003
    870
    West London
    Full Name:
    Phil
    Tony, how do you get them past 300?
    All mine seem to collapse at about 200.

    Did you see this joke the other day? (it's ferrari related) :D


    An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.
    Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The
    test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the
    mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"


    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops
    in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and
    impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the
    house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl
    and tells them:


    "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't
    marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will
    pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
    Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
    townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.


    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank
    account.


    If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a
    miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the
    man's shoulder and tells him:



    "You f**k her again."
     

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