Funniest Resume I have ever seen.

Why haven't you called him in for an interview yet? He has handled great responsibility!! With a diverse background, a steal for $50k plus education and other benefits.

Sunny

 

I like this guy.

 

Seriously ???!!!

 

Hilarious. Another aspiring Hollywood wannabee. He's probably living in a cardboard box under the pier in Santa Monica.

 

Matthew.....too funny.....I guess he'll just have to find out the hard way.

 

In short ... a complete moron.

 

So let me get this straight,
this guy applies for work at your place of business,
and you take it upon yourself to post his resume on the internet?

 

The crazy thing is that in 1999 he would have had a job offer the first day.

You have to admit there is something attractive about his approach. It doesn't waste anyone's time - except maybe his own, but even then less time than he'd waste going on interviews with employers who wouldn't meet his terms. I can see a certain kind of business out there who would at least want to talk to this guy and see what his story is.

 

I would say I don't believe it, but I have seen resumes close to that one, but none as funny.

 

He's looking for any job that pays at least 50k with benefits. Legally, he is copying the resume for prospective employers, no? The author is targeting any employer who meets their criteria.

How do you know that the resume author has not placed the resume in the public domain or a public database already and implies it to be copied or that his resume is not a commodity?

Besides, you and I both know that unless it hits the public domain, this guy is not going to be given a job at the engineering firm, and probably most other firms, without help and exposure.

Sunny

 

Well, he got you to look at it, didn't he? First rule of PR is that there is no such thing as bad PR.

Dr "I wanta be a movie star" Tax

 

Pick up the Houston Press today Dr. Tax.

Cover story is of NASA guy made good. I won't give away how.......

 

Wow, my business mgmt program had resume workshops and assignments ad naseum... apparently he must have skipped out on these.

He's got guts, if not senses!

 

Speedy, you gotta know that we don't get subversive newspapers out here in GUD land (Geographically Undesireable, or so sez my Bellaire living bidness partner.) So whut's da scoop?

 

Wow, and i thought MY resume was bad....
this guy obviously didnt ask anyone for advice when writing that.

 

I think that one years experience at a carpet store is reason enogh to have hired him on the spot, signing bonus and all.

 

Lighten up

 

Maybe he designed the equipment that weaves the carpet?

 

This resume could well describe many college students' accomplishments by their senior year of school. I had a EE degree, but no EE experience whatsoever when I left college.