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  1. randall

    randall Formula 3

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    A friend of mine gave me this bumpersticker last night.
     
  2. jordan747_400

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    I saw one tonight that said:

    "Im not speeding, Im qualifying"
     
  3. JSinNOLA

    JSinNOLA F1 World Champ
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    Jordan,

    I want to print one that says "I don't tailgate, I draft!"
     
  4. FerrariFrank1

    FerrariFrank1 F1 Rookie

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    I saw one,a bit Off Topic,on the back of Bubba's Pick-up truck,that said; "I LOVE Animals...they're Delicious!!"
     
  5. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    "Jesus Saves / Moses Invests

    "Nuke the gay unborn black whales"

    "Sore Loserman" (after the election)

    "If you don't trust her with a choice...how can you trust her with a kid?"

    DL
     
  6. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest


    BWhahahahahahaha!!!! Good one, Randall!
     
  7. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

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    A race car being towed on a trailer

    If you can't run with the big dogs stay on the porch

    On a Dodge 3500 with a Cummins engine bashing the Ford Powerstroke.

    I'd rather be cummin than stroking.

    On a Yugo being towed by a large RV

    Stop honking I'm pushing this thing up the hill as fast as I can.


    Seen on an FL-80 Freightliner

    That's not a truck, this is a truck


    Nut and Bolt company happyness is a good screw

    House of Hose happyness is a good hose job

    Earls Radiator Repair best place in town to take a leak

    bumper sticker on a mint 72, showroom condition, magazine quality Mustang that read:

    "My other car is a piece of S#%$T too!

    Don't follow me im making the **** up

    "Fukinmuvin"
     
  8. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL! My favorite:

    "WORK HARD! Millions on welfare depend on you!"
     
  9. Phildo

    Phildo Karting

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    My all time favorite:

    "It's never too late to have a happy childhood"
     
  10. DGS

    DGS Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Seen at the airport: "Mooney pilots like their tail backwards".

    Seen in New Hampshire (where the license plates contain the slogan "Live Free or Die"): "Live Free or Live in Massachusetts".

    I'm looking for one for my EVO: "This Vehicle Brakes ... much quicker than yours, so back off"

    Ruben's car: "I brake for Team Orders"
     
  11. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

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    The EVO one is great! And the RB one is just plain sad!
     
  12. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Bumper stickers we missed cos we were driving too fast...

    Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
    Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
    If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
    Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
    If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
    My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
    Thank You For Pot Smoking.
    To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
    Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
    If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
    Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
    It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
    If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Tuchas.
    You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
    The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
    So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
    Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
    If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
    The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
    Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
    Iliterate? Write For Help.
    Honk If Anything Falls Off.
    Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
    He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
    I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
    You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
    I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
    Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
    If Sex Is A Pain In the posterior, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
    Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
    If You Can Read This, Flip Me Back Over. (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
    Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
    Guys: No Shirt, No Service.
    Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
    If Walking Is So Good For You, then Why Does My Mailman Look Like
    Jabba The Hut?
    Ax Me About Ebonics.
    Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
    Boldly Going Nowhere.
    Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
    Don't Be Sexist - *****es Hate That.
    Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
    How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?
    If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
    Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
    Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
    My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
    GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
    All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
    Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
    I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
    WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
    BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
    So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
    I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

    ______________________________

    DL
     
  13. branko

    branko F1 Rookie
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    Darth550, LMAO.....!!!!!
     
  14. Spasso

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    "I'm Schizophrenic and So am I"
     

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