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Glossary Of Terms-------------

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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Dec 23, 2002
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    > A glossary of terms you will not see in any contract
    > > >
    > > > > AEROPLANE BLONDE
    > > > > One who has bleached her hair but still has a 'black box'.
    > > > >
    > > > > AUSSIE KISS
    > > > > Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
    > > > >
    > > > > BEER COAT
    > > > > The invisible warm coat you have when walking home after a booze
    > > > > cruise at 3am in the morning.
    > > > >
    > > > > BEER COMPASS
    > > > > The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a
    > booze
    > > > > cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live,
    how
    > >
    > > > you got here, and where you've come from.
    > > > >
    > > > > BOBFOC Girl
    > > > > Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
    > > > >
    > > > > BREAKING THE SEAL
    > > > > Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking.
    After
    > > > > breaking the seal, repeat visits to the toilet will be
    > > > > every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
    > > > >
    > > > > BRITNEY SPEARS
    > > > > Modern Slang for 'beers', eg "Couple of Britneys please,
    Doreen".
    > > > >
    > > > > BRUCE LEE
    > > > > Erect nipple ("Hard Nip").
    > > > >
    > > > > DRINK-LINK
    > > > > A modern term for a cash point machine (ATM). So named because
    it is
    > > > > common to visit one before going out on the booze.
    > > > >
    > > > > SSSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT
    > > > > The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high
    a
    > > > speed.
    > > > >
    > > > > GREYHOUND
    > > > > A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
    > > > >
    > > > > JOHNNY-NO-STARS
    > > > > A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent
    who
    > > > > works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the
    badges
    > > > > displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear
    to
    > > > > show their level of training.
    > > > >
    > > > > MILLENNIUM DOMES
    > > > > The contents of a Wonderbra, ie extremely impressive when viewed
    > > > > from the outside, but there's actually nowt in there worth
    seeing.
    > > > >
    > > > > MONKEY BATH
    > > > > A bath so hot that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo!
    Oo!
    > > > > Aa!Aa!Aa!".
    > > > >
    > > > > MYSTERY BUS
    > > > > The invisible bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
    > you're
    > > in the
    > > > > toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the
    unattractive
    > > > > people, so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you
    come
    > back
    > > > > in.
    > > > >
    > > > > MYSTERY TAXI
    > > > > The invisible taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday
    morning
    > > before you
    > > > > wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a
    > > > > 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
    > > > >
    > > > > NELSON MANDELA -
    > > > > Rhyming Slang for "Stella" (Artois).
    > > > >
    > > > > PEARL HARBOUR
    > > > > Cold weather. An example would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour
    > > > > out there" (there's a nasty nip in the air)
    > > > >
    > > > > PICASSO BUM
    > > > > A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like
    > she's
    > > > > got four buttocks.
    > > > >
    > > > > SALAD DODGER
    > > > > An overweight person.
    >
     
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