Glossary Of Terms-------------

> A glossary of terms you will not see in any contract
> > >
> > > > AEROPLANE BLONDE
> > > > One who has bleached her hair but still has a 'black box'.
> > > >
> > > > AUSSIE KISS
> > > > Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
> > > >
> > > > BEER COAT
> > > > The invisible warm coat you have when walking home after a booze
> > > > cruise at 3am in the morning.
> > > >
> > > > BEER COMPASS
> > > > The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a
> booze
> > > > cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live,
how
> >
> > > you got here, and where you've come from.
> > > >
> > > > BOBFOC Girl
> > > > Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
> > > >
> > > > BREAKING THE SEAL
> > > > Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking.
After
> > > > breaking the seal, repeat visits to the toilet will be
> > > > every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
> > > >
> > > > BRITNEY SPEARS
> > > > Modern Slang for 'beers', eg "Couple of Britneys please,
Doreen".
> > > >
> > > > BRUCE LEE
> > > > Erect nipple ("Hard Nip").
> > > >
> > > > DRINK-LINK
> > > > A modern term for a cash point machine (ATM). So named because
it is
> > > > common to visit one before going out on the booze.
> > > >
> > > > SSSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT
> > > > The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high
a
> > > speed.
> > > >
> > > > GREYHOUND
> > > > A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
> > > >
> > > > JOHNNY-NO-STARS
> > > > A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent
who
> > > > works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the
badges
> > > > displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear
to
> > > > show their level of training.
> > > >
> > > > MILLENNIUM DOMES
> > > > The contents of a Wonderbra, ie extremely impressive when viewed
> > > > from the outside, but there's actually nowt in there worth
seeing.
> > > >
> > > > MONKEY BATH
> > > > A bath so hot that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo!
Oo!
> > > > Aa!Aa!Aa!".
> > > >
> > > > MYSTERY BUS
> > > > The invisible bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
> you're
> > in the
> > > > toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the
unattractive
> > > > people, so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you
come
> back
> > > > in.
> > > >
> > > > MYSTERY TAXI
> > > > The invisible taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday
morning
> > before you
> > > > wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a
> > > > 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
> > > >
> > > > NELSON MANDELA -
> > > > Rhyming Slang for "Stella" (Artois).
> > > >
> > > > PEARL HARBOUR
> > > > Cold weather. An example would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour
> > > > out there" (there's a nasty nip in the air)
> > > >
> > > > PICASSO BUM
> > > > A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like
> she's
> > > > got four buttocks.
> > > >
> > > > SALAD DODGER
> > > > An overweight person.
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