> A glossary of terms you will not see in any contract > > > > > > > AEROPLANE BLONDE > > > > One who has bleached her hair but still has a 'black box'. > > > > > > > > AUSSIE KISS > > > > Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. > > > > > > > > BEER COAT > > > > The invisible warm coat you have when walking home after a booze > > > > cruise at 3am in the morning. > > > > > > > > BEER COMPASS > > > > The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a > booze > > > > cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how > > > > > you got here, and where you've come from. > > > > > > > > BOBFOC Girl > > > > Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. > > > > > > > > BREAKING THE SEAL > > > > Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After > > > > breaking the seal, repeat visits to the toilet will be > > > > every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. > > > > > > > > BRITNEY SPEARS > > > > Modern Slang for 'beers', eg "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen". > > > > > > > > BRUCE LEE > > > > Erect nipple ("Hard Nip"). > > > > > > > > DRINK-LINK > > > > A modern term for a cash point machine (ATM). So named because it is > > > > common to visit one before going out on the booze. > > > > > > > > SSSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT > > > > The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a > > > speed. > > > > > > > > GREYHOUND > > > > A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. > > > > > > > > JOHNNY-NO-STARS > > > > A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who > > > > works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges > > > > displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to > > > > show their level of training. > > > > > > > > MILLENNIUM DOMES > > > > The contents of a Wonderbra, ie extremely impressive when viewed > > > > from the outside, but there's actually nowt in there worth seeing. > > > > > > > > MONKEY BATH > > > > A bath so hot that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! > > > > Aa!Aa!Aa!". > > > > > > > > MYSTERY BUS > > > > The invisible bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while > you're > > in the > > > > toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive > > > > people, so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come > back > > > > in. > > > > > > > > MYSTERY TAXI > > > > The invisible taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning > > before you > > > > wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a > > > > 10-Pinter in your bed instead. > > > > > > > > NELSON MANDELA - > > > > Rhyming Slang for "Stella" (Artois). > > > > > > > > PEARL HARBOUR > > > > Cold weather. An example would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour > > > > out there" (there's a nasty nip in the air) > > > > > > > > PICASSO BUM > > > > A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like > she's > > > > got four buttocks. > > > > > > > > SALAD DODGER > > > > An overweight person. >
