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  1. PeterS

    PeterS Three Time F1 World Champ
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    OK..Its time to beat Mr. Green to all of his dumb a$$ thread ideas. Lets list them here and beat him to them for his 2004 lineup! I'll start:

    *Do Ferrari owners bathe every day
    *Best soda
    *Should I go to Reno or Vegas for the best whorehouse?
    *Would a rich Ferrari owner pick up a redneck hitch-hiker?
    *Should I think about planting a garden in my old age?
    *Boxers or BunHuggers?
    *Is it OK to pee in a pool at a nice hotel?
    *Should I bring my cellphone to the opera?
    *Best condom for under five dollars

    Lets you best!
     
  2. rodsky

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    Best Prime Rib
    Tell me about your organizational skills
    Happy Hanaca (sic)
     
  3. jordan747_400

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    Jordan747_400 how are you so damn perfect yet humble too?

    :)
     
  4. enjoythemusic

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    As an FYI, while Gary Green posted "Happy Hanaca", he also felt the need to correct someone in their spelling of "Lanzsmen". See http://www.audioasylum.com/audio/general/messages/303821.html

    AND THE POINT IS...

    While i have ignored Gary Green until now (and i believe his real initials are CG who is a known offender, liar, and menace to society), what astonishes me is that other Fchat people actually post to his threads and get into disagreements with him.

    YOU ARE BEING BAITED!!!

    Congratulations, he wins when you post.
     
  5. beast

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    "DES are you my daddy?????"


    sorry DES i just could not resist. Happy holidays.

    Rob Guess "The Other Rob"
     
  6. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    If i were, i would gladly be a deadbeat and never admit it...! :)
     
  7. enjoythemusic

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  8. wax

    wax Four Time F1 World Champ
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    He's a master baiter.

    I think I speak for a few when I say, "I like b!tch-slappin' em, though."

    See - Trolls come in several forms, one is a blow-up doll, another is one who tries to cause discord within a community (it ain't workin', BTW) - another is to try to get people to give the wrong answer (provided he's posting something like prime numbers which aren't primes, or somesuch).

    Proof is in the puddin':
    When he ain't blowin' hot air in here, he's blowin' (hot air into) his blow up doll. Where he tries to disease the body of F-Chat, antibodies kill off the disease. Where applicable, pros give him the wrong answers.

    Can't beat it with a stick, though that ain't a bad idea either.

    Oh, Upcoming Topic:
    Prime Numbers
     
  9. Kds

    Kds F1 World Champ

    Upcoming topic title.....

    "Why I don't have a life"
     
  10. MikeZ_NJ

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    Possible Green future threads:
    - Have you ever had sex with a celebrity?
    - How much does plastic surgery cost?
    - Why do Southerners talk funny?
    - Enzo and mistresses
    - I'll never post again
    (followed shortly by)
    - How do snakes make love?

    All previous Green threads on the new board (THE GREEN ANTHOLOGY):
    I entered red-yellow all I get is gray - 11-01-2003 12:31 PM

    F- Talk sensors talk about F-chat - 11-02-2003 12:54 PM

    Capital depreciation - 11-04-2003 05:29 AM

    Has F-chat lost it's feel - 11-05-2003 03:25 PM

    Ferrari cologne and after shave - 11-06-2003 09:04 AM

    Cost of raising a kid - 11-06-2003 11:08 AM

    Abortions In Tijuana - 11-06-2003 03:35 PM

    Ferrari Trademark and Logo - 11-06-2003 06:22 PM

    Thanksgiving is around the corner - 11-07-2003 11:56 AM

    American women= Too much work - 11-07-2003 02:49 PM

    Burned out on Ozzie - 11-07-2003 06:58 PM

    $40 date rule - 11-07-2003 07:46 PM

    Ferrari vs Pantera - 11-07-2003 11:34 PM

    mason-Dixon line - 11-08-2003 11:09 AM

    What do they call it - 11-08-2003 12:29 PM

    Singles dances - 11-08-2003 09:26 PM

    Average Income of new Ferrari owner - 11-09-2003 08:39 PM

    Ferraris and retirement - 11-10-2003 10:23 AM

    Happy holidays to all - 12-10-2003 04:05 PM

    Do any of you listen to records - 12-12-2003 12:24 PM

    Pets & F-cars - 12-13-2003 12:11 PM

    You guys need to chill - 12-14-2003 02:06 PM

    F-cars and lovemaking - 12-14-2003 10:59 PM

    Do you know what live music sounds like. - 12-16-2003 04:02 PM

    Good ole boys - 12-17-2003 05:31 AM

    Promise from previous thread - 12-17-2003 10:27 AM

    Tell me about your organizational skills - 12-18-2003 04:03 PM

    Hometheater for Xmas - Yesterday 11:08 AM

    Happy Hanaca - Yesterday 03:58 PM

    Hyprocritical F-chatters - Yesterday 04:34 PM

    Pantera percieved value - Yesterday 08:19 PM
     
  11. mr. green

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    Nice job guys, I'm really Impressed with your effort . Between you and me I'd like to run a couple Ideas past you to see what you think.


    1. Have you ever seen a midget or dwarf driving a F-car.
    2. Would you ever take your car for service in Tiajuna.
    3. Do guys drive F-cars to make up for there small package.
    4. Why is the sky blue.
    5. Is rock and roll the devils music.
    6. Why do people like spicy food.
    7. Why do people from the eastcoast think there so smart.
    8. Do you think I should buy Bruce a XMAS present.
    9. Why do people with money act like *******s.
    10. Why do stores call themselves Record shops when they don't carry
    records.
     
  12. beast

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    you forgot one Green.

    Was i dropped on my head at birth?
     
  13. enjoythemusic

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    After reading nipples post, I will just edit and say this..

    Why the **** do you care what is another mans pants?
     
  15. Senna1994

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    Wow Hilarious Thread. Who the hell is this Green guy anyway. Sounds like a Teenage Hacker, but he is actually can articulate on some of his posts...I think he is a funny guy a bit annoying but what the hell he is entertainment nonetheless...
     
  16. richard

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  17. 134282

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    ROTFLMAO...!!!
     
  18. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    The Church Lady strikes again...! Nice stuff, Richard, i almost spit soda out all over the computer with that one... :)
     
  19. true

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    I hope you guys are having as much fun with these threads as Green is. As I've posted before, I'm 100% convinced green is actually an intelligent alter ego of someone that is or has been on this board before. He is purposely misspelling 'there' - 'their' and 'your' 'you're' on purpose. I think its pretty obvious that he is manufacturing 'childish' sentence structure and grammer. There is a certain type of personality that I am very familiar with (dry, sarcastic humor) that green possess. Also notice that in 90% of Green threads, it's always the same handful of FChat users replying every time. I hope you guys are having just as much fun as we are because most of us are laughing at both Green and you in these threads. Mr. Green is laughing at you guys and with us as well. Everyone is laughing.....I can only hope you guys are too! :)

    Edit: I see Nibbles is thinking the same thing, but I wouldn't go as far as searching for a Trollkingdom website....so also see:http://ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3852 :)
     
  20. wax

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    I have as good a laugh as anyone at the wordtwists. Spot the trap, trip the troll into his own trap. Next.

    Only when someone, anyone - mocks someone else's religion (green) or invokes some ca$te $y$tem (lambo) will I raise the finger.
     
  21. BWS550

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    HAD TO BUMP THIS UP..

    FOR ALL WHO ASK ABOUT GARY GREEN..HERS SOME OF HIS THREADS..

    THOUGHT THIS WOULD GET A RISE OUT OF THE OLD TIMERS HERE..

    BRUCE
     
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  23. DrStranglove

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    Fall'04 Green F-Chat Tour;


    Would not the trees do better to just keep their leaves all year long instead of dumping them? If I have to recycle, why cant they and use their old damn leaves!!!

    My turd was Blue this morning!!

    Some dog left a almost perfect BM "w" in my yard. Can I say I have an exotic car now?

    Verizon movie rentals.

    If Dyson can make a vacume, how come he cant make a sphear?
     
  24. BWS550

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    BROUGHT THIS TO THE TOP AGAIN..

    THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR SUNDAY MORNING CHUCKLES...

    BRUCE
     

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