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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by mr. green, Dec 19, 2003.
To all members who celebrate this joyous holiday may god be with you.
That's (C)Hannakuh, you retard....
And a CAPITAL "G" on God.....
Most jews don't spell out God, they type G-d..
Cherry Miss Mart
Nappy Yew Hear
Ah Hah! Punky CPA.
and other Seasons' Bleatings.
What a waste of space this Mr Green is. Hopefully my wish to Santa this year will come true and Green will be gone.
Be kind for the holidays. Maybe Santa will put MrGreen under the Xmas tree
... while it's still growing out in the forrest.
(Santa must have a shovel in that sleigh, somewhere.)
Sorry I didn't spell it right, It wasn't Intentional.
I'm dyslexic, I believe in DOG
But I'm not Jewish.....already
Thank you for your holiday wishes Mr. Green. That was very thoughtful of you. I hope you have a great holiday season and a happy new year too.
I'm an agnostic dyslexic............I sit around wondering if a dog really exists..............
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That is hysterical! LOL!
what a sh*tty post.
Dom that is great!
That was outstanding. Unfortunately probrably what were headed for.
Thanks for the laugh
This guy Green is one funny guy!!! Annoying but funny...