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  1. mr. green

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    To all members who celebrate this joyous holiday may god be with you.
     
  2. kenny

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    That's (C)Hannakuh, you retard....
     
  3. Ferrari_UK

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    And a CAPITAL "G" on God.....
     
  4. kenny

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    Most jews don't spell out God, they type G-d..
     
  5. DGS

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    Chanukah, actually.

    Anagram holidays:
    • Cherry Miss Mart
      Nappy Yew Hear
      Ah Hah! Punky CPA.

    and other Seasons' Bleatings.

    Bah, Humbug
     
  6. wax

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    Yahweh
     
  7. Enzo

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    What a waste of space this Mr Green is. Hopefully my wish to Santa this year will come true and Green will be gone.
     
  8. DGS

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    Be kind for the holidays. Maybe Santa will put MrGreen under the Xmas tree

    ... while it's still growing out in the forrest. ;)

    (Santa must have a shovel in that sleigh, somewhere.)
     
  9. mr. green

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    Sorry I didn't spell it right, It wasn't Intentional.
     
  10. amenasce

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    Hanukah.
     
  11. PeterS

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    I'm dyslexic, I believe in DOG
     
  12. Ferrari_UK

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    But I'm not Jewish.....already
     
  13. ILuv4Res

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    Thank you for your holiday wishes Mr. Green. That was very thoughtful of you. I hope you have a great holiday season and a happy new year too.
     
  14. fanatic1

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    I'm an agnostic dyslexic............I sit around wondering if a dog really exists..............

    :)
     
  15. Dom

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    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best
    wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
    stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
    solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
    the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
    your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
    and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
    religious or secular traditions at all . . .

    . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
    medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
    accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the
    calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
    have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
    necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA"
    in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed,
    color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
    platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

    (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
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    revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
    warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of
    good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
    subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
    limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
    sole discretion of the wisher.)


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  16. AJS328

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    Dom,

    That is hysterical! LOL! :)
     
  17. TimN88

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    what a sh*tty post.
     
  18. bobafett

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    Dom that is great! :D

    --Dan
     
  19. Dave Radu

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    Dom,

    That was outstanding. Unfortunately probrably what were headed for.

    Thanks for the laugh
     
  20. Senna1994

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    This guy Green is one funny guy!!! Annoying but funny...
     

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