Help me write my resignation letter

It's ok.. I'd really prefer something on the executive level anyways.

Maybe they need an Asst. VP of Pencil Sharpening and just don't know it yet.

C.

 

That's way too pleasant and respectful for this place. If it wasn't my father's business, I would burn it to the ground. There is nothing on earth that I loath more than coming here every day. Nothing...

 

Damm that is a perfect description of where i work at

 

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Galloooowwaayyyyyyyyyy. Are you near the slasher, cause he is my favorite.

 

WTF are you talking about???

 

you dont know who the Slasher is.


"What do you say about 295 a month"
"SLASH IT!"
"250 a month"
"SLASH IT!"
"200 a month"
"SLASH IT!"
"All right im gonna do what i have to do, 150 a month!!!!!!! BRING OUT THE NEXT ONE"

 

And he's in Galloway? Well, that makes sense actually...

 

im shocked you dont know who he is. Watch tv at like 3am, he will be on there. Its quite humorous.

 

<greeting>

I hereby resign my position effective <date>.

I have enjoyed my time at <company> and will remember it fondly. An extraordinary opportunity has crossed my path, and I must pursue it.

Thank you for your understanding, and best wishes for the future.

<your name>

 

Wait so your saying he is on at 3am also!? It is always on tv during the day. what quality television....."SLASH".

 

Well if you wanna make a standard nice one then that is a good one, but it would be even better if syphillis and/or the bosses wife is included

 

[Your Name]
[Street • City • State • Zip Code]
[Phone # • Fax phone # • Messages phone # • Email]



[Date today]



[Recipient's name]
[Company name]
[Address]
[Address]
[Address]

Dear [Recipient's name]:

Please accept this letter as my notice of resignation, effective [date].

This wasn't an easy decision, because I am grateful for the rewarding employment I've had with [Company name]. But after long hours of consideration, my decision is now final and I have accepted a position with another company.

Sincere thanks and best wishes for the future,

[Sign here]

[Your name, title]

cc [Names for copies]

 

NEVER, NEVER, no matter how much you hate the present company, burn any bridges, try an leave on good terms

 

another good one......
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I agree. Make it sound like a tough decision but point out that the new job is something too good to turn down and your ideal job, but that only a too good to turn down position and the ideal job opportunity was the only opportunity that you would cause you to leave your present employment. Also point out that it would be better for your family and you must put family first.

This type of posting is the great part about FerrariChat, excellent advice and great jokes at the same time. Good luck.

 

sorry but I had to make some corrections.
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I always liked this one
http://timmerca.com/document/644/

 

I like that one i might have to modify it when i quit

 

While lacking in "zing", most resignation letters should contain a simple description of what you find preferable about your new position over the old one. Some companies have "exit interviews" to try to figure out what they're doing wrong, when they lose talent.

Don't worry about "zing". Most of these letters collect dust in some HR filing cabinet, viewed only by paper pushers who, despite this information mine, are still losing talent. A simple, "I'm outta here", with the date they can stop paying you, will probably give them all the information they'll ever make use of.

 

Where i work the "Exit Talk" is don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

The other day we had Corp big wig doing a presentation and he stated that over 50% of the Corp. has been working with them less than 18 months.