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  1. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    My GF said I was a mix of Austin Powers, Big from Sex & the city & my own wonderful self, well she didnt say "wonderful" I think she forgot to say that I drive like Fangio & I have a genetic resemblance to John Holmes :)
     
  2. Dom

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  3. stokpro

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    g/f describes me as STERN.
     
  4. darth550

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    As in:

    The back of a boat?
    Howard?
    Severe?
    The guy from Heavy Metal?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

    DL
     
  5. wax

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    I'm smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.

    Disclaimer: I saw the above on a bumper sticker one night, had to pull over because I was laughing too hard. Guess you had to be there.


    Sorry, Honey - I'm only as big around as a beer can, but I've got length!
     
  6. Artherd

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    "That guy I've got the restraining order against"
     
  7. Nibblesworth

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    big, hairy, ugly, and stupid. Hung like a baby boy - 8lbs, 8oz.
     
  8. JaguarXJ6

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    "Too good for me", "Well trained", and "Never satisfied in bed"
     
  9. KennyH

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    Awesome lol, mind if I use that one?
     
  10. wax

    wax Four Time F1 World Champ
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    You can use that one and the one I just put in below it. In fact, you are hereby awarded joint custody of quotes, here, there and everywhere.
     
  11. stokpro

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    Yeh, "severe". Merriam-Webster dictionary... "having a definite hardness or severity of nature or manner". <--- that's what the g/f means. Guess it's more in how I look as opposed to what I say that makes me stern.
     
  12. Artherd

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    Stockpro, here I was totally thinking Howard...
     
  13. stokpro

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    nope, definitely not howard, kuzi can vouch for that. watch howard sometimes, but that's about it.
     
  14. kenny

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    The last two girls I dated called me a big teddy bear.... I guess that was meant in a good way..
     
  15. darth550

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    "Zeus Holmes" Enough said!

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  16. beast

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    I'm being asked to post something on behalf of Rob...and I suppose this is to be about him as after reading everyone else's posts this subject is about nicknames and girl's oppinions on men.
    While I have not known him for very long...I can say this about him...well....actually...hmm..what the hell CAN I say about him? No comment is a comment...and pleading the fifth will only incriminate me...so...well....hell I'm pretty screwed aren't I? Right now he's towering over me holding a large knife to my throat and....*blinks* hahaha....yeah right..Rob holding a knife to anyone's throat is like saying George W Bush isn't using his presidencey to make up for the mistakes of his father....or that 'Jacko' didn't molest the little boys...
    Rob's a great guy...albeit you're average suburban, middle aged, loudmouthed, obsessed about cars kinda guy...

    The preceding comments were from a lady friend of mine A.F.


    Edited for content by myself.

    Rob Guess "The Other Rob"
     

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