http://digg.com/comedy/How_To_Handle_The_Jerk_Next_To_You_On_An_Airplane "1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes, join your palms together, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying 6. Then hit the link: http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf " I know it's bad taste, but I found it funny in sarcastic way.
You would not get arrested. Well, not right off. If you did that and I saw it, USMC rules of engagement would take over which would allow me to BEAT THE LIVING **** OUT OF YOU trying to find the bomb. Seriously, you would have a broken jaw, ribs, two knees snapped and that is my short list.
