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  1. stokpro

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    Quote:
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    Originally Posted by DES

    Man who walk in front of car get tired;

    Man who walk behind car get exhausted;

    Man who fish in other man's well get crabs.
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    Adding to the list...

    Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

    Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

    Man with one chop stick go hungry.

    Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails.

    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

    Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

    Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

    War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

    Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

    Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

    Woman aviator who fly upside down have crack up.

    To meet girl in park, is good...To park meat in girl, is better.
     
  2. 134282

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    LOL, Andrew, i've read some of those before, but not all; very funny stuff...
     
  3. AnotherDunneDeal

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    Woman who spring on innnerspring late this spring have offspring early next spring.

    Did you hear about the constipated Chinaman?? His name Hung-chow.
     
  4. Modificata

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    Wise chinese man once said:
    Learn to Mastrubate.
    Cums in Handy.
     
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    ROTFL...!!!
     
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    Young man who goes to sleep with sex problem on mind...Wake up with solution in hand.
     
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    Man who sleeps with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger...
     
  8. JamesH

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    I find the use of the word "Chinaman", even when used in a harmless joke, to be very insulting to some of us of Chinese descent.
     
  9. Modificata

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    Didnt mean to cause offence, but rather than being offensive it was meant as a compliment! As a stereotype the Chinese are often seen as wise, and thats exactly what I said.

    Sorry if it caused offence.
     
  10. JamesH

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    Hi Adnaan,
    No need for you to apoligize because it was not your joke that was offensive. The jokes are fine in all the post but when the word "chinaman" is use, it then becomes offensive, similar to people who uses the N word.
     
  11. Modificata

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    I agree. We should all be a little more careful
     

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