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  1. jordan747_400

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    DAMN! My ****ing cat just clawed me in the eye...She managed to cut my lower eye lid and a few other spots on my face. I have blood in my eye right now and that ****ing hurts...Thank god she didnt actually get my eye itself. That would have caused A LOT of damage. She is a wild so she is insane and violent. I was just on my bed watching tv and she was laying next to me allowing me to pet her. Then out of nowhere she attacked me. Man...what if she got my eye...That was just too close for comfort.

    She is not allowed in my room anymore...
     
  2. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Jordan, OUCH. Just by reading this & a former cat owner, I FEEL YOUR PAIN. Remember this, cello strings used to come from felines.:)
     
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    Jordan it sounds like your cat needs to be 'corrected'.
     
  4. WJHMH

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    Thats a good point, has your cat been "fixed"?
     
  5. jordan747_400

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    I swear im going to string up my violin strings from my cat now...

    Im not sure which "fixed" you guys are referring to...We have had her spayed (sp?) but not declawed. We hate to do that since she is a wild cat and depends on her claws a lot...unfortunately a bit too much tonight. Maybe its something we should consider though...
     
  6. kenny

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    Damn that's scarey... Is this a mostly outdoor cat? I have two male cats that were born in the wild, but they're not nearly as aggressive as you describe yours... They hop on my bed all the time... They're not declawed either... My vet said it was inhumane..
     
  7. TestShoot

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    Outdoor cat clawed ya? Does A1 go with a Jordan?

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20031219/ap_on_fe_st/hungry_cats

    Cats Try to Eat Incapacitated Owner
    Thu Dec 18,10:04 PM ET Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo!

    LOS ANGELES - A group of hungry cats began to eat their 86-year-old owner after she suffered an apparent stroke and couldn't get up for nearly a week, officials said Thursday.

    Mae Lowrie, who lives with seven cats, was discovered unconscious and riddled with bite marks Wednesday night at her Panorama City apartment, Fire Department and hospital officials said.


    She was listed in fair condition at Kaiser Permanente Medical Center, said hospital spokeswoman Lisa Kort.


    "The cats were trying to survive in the conditions that they were in, faced with the outcome they had. They did what they had to do to survive," animal control Officer Ernesto Poblano told KABC-TV. "The cats were all emaciated, very, very emaciated."


    Lowrie may have suffered a stroke, said Jim Wells, spokesman for the Los Angeles Fire Department.


    The woman's apartment manager alerted authorities after neighbors realized they hadn't seen Lowrie in several days.


    Wells said Lowrie, who was believed to have been stricken about a week before she was found, was also dehydrated.


    The cats, apparently without food for that time, also tried to eat Lowrie's small dog, said Jackie David, a spokeswoman for the city Animal Services Department. The terrier showed signs of hypothermic shock, severe dehydration, respiratory illness and was later euthanized, she said. One of the cats, a kitten, was found dead.
     
  8. PeterS

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    Jordan...You better see a doctor. No sense in risking your vision (job). My suggestion is to get a VERY big dog to wander around the house. The cat needs to know who's the boss!
     
  9. Dave Radu

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    Jordan, Keep an eye on that eye (couldn't resist). Kidding aside, infection in the eye is very serious. Wish you the best.
     
  10. teak360

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    Face it, if you want to have p***y around 24 hours a day, sometimes its going to be painful.
     
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    Jordan, there's good advice here... Have that looked at, right away...!
     
  12. jordan747_400

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    Thanks for the concern guys...Ill be fine though. I put some medicine on it earlier and its doing better...not bleeding anymore.
     
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  14. JaguarXJ6

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    Jordan, that sucks! I'm glad your ok!

    DOES THIS MEAN YOU WILL START TYPING IN CAPS TOO???
     
  15. jordan747_400

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    LOL. NO WAY. HEY SUNNY, ARE YOU GOING TO BE UP BY HERE THIS WEEK AT ALL?
     
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    Hey, Jam Master Jordan, how's your eye, buddy...?
     
  17. jordan747_400

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    ITS OK DES.................THANKS FOR ASKING MR. PRESIDENT!!!
     
  18. Gilles27

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    Glad you're OK. A dog bit my cheek once, and that was a little scary. Never been much of a cat person. I was watching Animal Planet and they were talking about how a cat bite is the most infectious bite of all. A woman's cat fell out of a tree chasing a squirrel and impaled its leg on an iron fence. She tried to support the cat with her hands until help arrived, all the while the cat bit into her hand. (Thanks, ******). The cat turned out fine, the owner almost lost her hand!
     
  19. MarkPDX

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    It turns out that the attack was caught on tape...

    :D
     
  20. wax

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    *snort* Guffaw-hahahaha
     
  21. davem

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    As Chris Rock would say "put some 'tussin in there".
    Seriously see a Dr. You only have 2 eyes, an cats can spread some nasty stuff. Dont wait till its too late.
     
  22. jordan747_400

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    Yup, thats me...the one with the bulge :)
     

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