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If Dr. Seuss did Technical Books...

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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

    Aug 3, 2002
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    Carbon McCoy
    If Dr. Seuss did Technical Books (Monday morning emails are usually the best! :))

    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,

    and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,

    and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,

    then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,

    and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,

    and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,

    then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

    If the label on the cable on the table at your house,

    says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,

    but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,

    that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

    and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,

    so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,

    then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,

    'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

    When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,

    and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,

    then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.

    Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.
  2. Kds

    Kds F1 World Champ

    Dr. Seuss hasn't done tech books yet.....probably because he's still enjoying all those royalties from training automotive service advisors how to talk to clients.
  3. bobafett

    bobafett F1 Veteran

    Sep 28, 2002
    Highly amusing! :D

  4. thecarreaper

    thecarreaper F1 World Champ
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    Sep 30, 2003
  5. JMJ575M

    JMJ575M Formula Junior

    Nov 4, 2002
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    J Michael Jordan
    That awesome poem reads more like a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta patter-song. Very much like some of the things those boys put in their operettas. Really great DES. And I've just come from your "Reflections" post. Excellent! The multi-talented DES.
  6. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

    Aug 3, 2002
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    Carbon McCoy
    JMJ, much to my chagrin, i did not write that; i received it via email yesterday morning... Great piece, nonetheless, but thank you... :)

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