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  1. tonyh

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    On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan who has been running
    the "Just-a-minute quiz" every lunchtime for years. These are actual
    answers from some contestants...


    1) Something a blind man might use?
    A Sword


    2) A Song with the word Moon in the title?
    Blue Suede Moon

    3) Name the Capital of France?
    F

    4) Name a bird with a long Neck?
    Naomi Campbell

    5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch?
    A burglar

    6) Where is the Taj Mahal?
    Opposite the Dental Hospital


    7) What is Hitlers first name?
    Heil
    8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name)?
    A pig in sh*t

    9) Some famous brothers?
    Bonnie and Clyde.

    10) A dangerous race?
    The Arabs

    11) Something that floats in a bath?
    Water

    12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers?
    A horse

    13) Something you wear on a beach?
    A deckchair

    14) A famous Royal?
    Mail

    15) Something that flies that doesn t have an engine?
    A bicycle with wings

    16) A famous bridge?
    The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

    17) Something a cat does?
    Goes to the Toilet

    18) Something you do in the bathroom?
    Decorate

    19) A method of securing your home?
    Put the kettle on

    20) Something associated with pigs?
    The Police

    21) A sign of the Zodiac?
    April


    22) Something people might be allergic to?
    Skiing

    23) Something you do before you go to bed?
    Sleep

    24) Something you put on walls?
    A roof

    25) Something Slippery?
    A conman

    26) A kind of ache?
    A fillet of fish

    27) A Jacket Potato topping?
    Jam

    28) A food that can be brown or white?
    A potato

    29) A famous Scotsman?
    Jock

    30) Something you open other than a door?
    Your bowels
     

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