Irish Quiztime-----------------------------

On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan who has been running
the "Just-a-minute quiz" every lunchtime for years. These are actual
answers from some contestants...


1) Something a blind man might use?
A Sword


2) A Song with the word Moon in the title?
Blue Suede Moon

3) Name the Capital of France?
F

4) Name a bird with a long Neck?
Naomi Campbell

5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch?
A burglar

6) Where is the Taj Mahal?
Opposite the Dental Hospital


7) What is Hitlers first name?
Heil
8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name)?
A pig in sh*t

9) Some famous brothers?
Bonnie and Clyde.

10) A dangerous race?
The Arabs

11) Something that floats in a bath?
Water

12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers?
A horse

13) Something you wear on a beach?
A deckchair

14) A famous Royal?
Mail

15) Something that flies that doesn t have an engine?
A bicycle with wings

16) A famous bridge?
The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

17) Something a cat does?
Goes to the Toilet

18) Something you do in the bathroom?
Decorate

19) A method of securing your home?
Put the kettle on

20) Something associated with pigs?
The Police

21) A sign of the Zodiac?
April


22) Something people might be allergic to?
Skiing

23) Something you do before you go to bed?
Sleep

24) Something you put on walls?
A roof

25) Something Slippery?
A conman

26) A kind of ache?
A fillet of fish

27) A Jacket Potato topping?
Jam

28) A food that can be brown or white?
A potato

29) A famous Scotsman?
Jock

30) Something you open other than a door?
Your bowels