is this guy serious?

dam 712 horsepower.
I don't know.... It is a bit freaky, but not so bad.

 

Ok so here's what you do... take nice old 911, an Audi TT Convrt, an early 80's IMSA 935 turbo, some Pontiac Bonneville body panels, the front end off an Subaru SVX, a 288 GTO chin spoiler, and whatever misc body parts you have laying around, throw it all in a blender and this is what you come up with..... a 1 of a kind 911?

There's a reason it a 1 of a kind...

 

I've got a friend with an original 930 slant nose, but it doesn't look like the one in the picture.

 

Wow, that hurts my eyes to look at it. I think it might give me nightmares tonight.

 

Epitome of bad taste....

 

doooood ... there is a guy named ferdinand flailing in his grave right now.

 

What are you talking about?? Huh? If this were 1990 and you were Vanilla Ice, this would be teh bomb. Werd 2 yer mutha!!

RMX

 

holy batman.

 

I would bid on the Lamarossa before I bid on that thing!

 

I second that

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

I just put in an offer. I cant wait to get it and show it off to all my friends at the next f-car event, boy, they will be soooo jealous!

 

*Throws up*

 

ugh! too bad.

 

wtf is that

 

Meh, I'd drive it, with Vanilla Ice blaring through the speakers ...

 

Appraised at 150K ??

WHO THE F*#$ Appraised it?

His mother?

 

Testarrera

 

What is with the Eagle Talon front end?

 

whoa! That is... sad.

 

The engine and transaxle would be the only thing of value in that car. If you base your bids on that you'd be safe........GAWD it's uuuuuggllyy.....!!!

 

True story. About 5 years ago I sampled the crap out of one of his songs and put it out as a dj-only underground 12" vinyl record. About three years later I get a call in the middle of the night from a female friend of mine who was at one of his shows (he tours with a punk band). She said, "hang on a second, someone wants to talk to you" and put VI on the phone with me. He seemed pretty grateful anyone would actually sample him and he seemed pretty laid back. I found it shocking he'd even heard about it. Was pretty funny then and I guess it still is.



Anyway, because I miss the days of Z Cavariccis, Twin Peaks and LA Gear...

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

RMX

 

German rice, if I ever saw such a thing.