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It's not funny, but I can't stop laughing

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  1. SRT Mike

    SRT Mike Two Time F1 World Champ

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    I know this story brings up very varied memories for most people, and it's certainly not supposed to be funny, but this is the unluckiest mofo in the WORLD


    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510262,00.html


    This is the part that 'kills me' (no pun intended)

    Talk about bad luck! Imagine returning home after being nuked and surviving, just in time to be nuked again!


    That'll ruin your day.
     
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  3. Oceanic815

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    its like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
     
  4. Far Out

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    Very crazy! I think he's the luckiest MOFO in the world, considering that he was exposed to the radiation of 2 bombs and reached the age of 93...
     
  5. ylshih

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    Actually this could be a classic glass half-full/half-empty inkblot test. The other way to look at it is that he survived 3x, the first A-bomb, the second A-bomb and he's still alive at 93! Which is more unusual? The odds of being A-bombed twice or the odds of surviving two and still being alive?
     
  6. mseals

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    I remain in a state of constant amazement...

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  8. SRT Mike

    SRT Mike Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Has anyone ever accused you of being a pessimist, Yin? :)
     
  9. Buzz48317

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    This guy must have thought that we were after him and him alone. If I were him I would have hid in my closet till the war ended.
     
  10. R2112

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    He does have the best "one-up" story of all time! Can you imagine how many times he's had someone complaining to him about how bad their life is...he then reply's "Oh, you think your life sucks right now.....well, let me tell you a little story." :D
     
  11. WJHMH

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  13. RacerX_GTO

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    I kept expecting a setup for a Twilight Zone type of ending, where the story line makes you feel sorry for the guy, experienced two atomic bombs and lived to tell the tale, but as the camera pans out and over to a plaque on his wall, zooming in, stating that it recognizes him as some awful war monster during WWII.
     
  14. DrStranglove

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    He didn't have to. It ended the day after we tried to kill him the secound time!


    :p

    :p



    Dont feel too bad. I'll save you a seat in hell for laughing at this too....
     
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