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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by maranelloman, Aug 4, 2004.

  1. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    John Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington as part of his campaign. In preparation for his visit, Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinal. Kerry's aid said to the Cardinal, "Maybe we can help each other. We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint." The Cardinal thought it over for a moment and agreed to do it.

    Kerry shows up for his visit. As the Mass progresses, the Cardinal begins his homily. "John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."
     
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  3. UroTrash

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    LOL, best of the bunch. :)
     

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