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  1. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    The coach had put together the perfect team for the
    > >>>> > Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a
    > >>>> > good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges
    > >>>> > and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he
    > >>>> > couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl
    > >>>> > win.
    > >>>> >
    > >>>> > Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone
    > >>>> > scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the
    > >>>> > background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier
    > >>>> > with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade
    > >>>> > straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
    > >>>> > KABOOM!
    > >>>> >
    > >>>> > He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right
    > >>>> > into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another
    > >>>> > at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE! "I've got
    > >>>> > to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the
    > >>>> > perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the United
    > >>>> > States and teaches him the great game of football.
    > >>>> > And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.
    > >>>> >
    > >>>> > The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of
    > >>>> > football, and when the coach asks him what he wants,
    > >>>> > all the young man wants is to call his mother.
    > >>>> >
    > >>>> > "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super
    > >>>> > Bowl!"
    > >>>> > "I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman
    > >>>> > says. "You deserted us. You are not my son!" "I
    > >>>> > don't think you understand, Mother," the young man
    > >>>> > pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the
    > >>>> > world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
    > >>>> >
    > >>>> >
    > >>>> > "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this
    > >>>> > very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The
    > >>>> > neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers
    > >>>> > were beaten within an inch of their lives last week,
    > >>>> > and I have to keep your sister in the house so she
    > >>>> > doesn't get raped!"
    > >>>> >
    > >>>> > The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I
    > >>>> > will never forgive you for making us move to
    > >>>> > Detroit!"
    > >>>> >
     
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