Joke of the day #2

The coach had put together the perfect team for the
> >>>> > Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a
> >>>> > good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges
> >>>> > and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he
> >>>> > couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl
> >>>> > win.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone
> >>>> > scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the
> >>>> > background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier
> >>>> > with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade
> >>>> > straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
> >>>> > KABOOM!
> >>>> >
> >>>> > He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right
> >>>> > into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another
> >>>> > at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE! "I've got
> >>>> > to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the
> >>>> > perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the United
> >>>> > States and teaches him the great game of football.
> >>>> > And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of
> >>>> > football, and when the coach asks him what he wants,
> >>>> > all the young man wants is to call his mother.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super
> >>>> > Bowl!"
> >>>> > "I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman
> >>>> > says. "You deserted us. You are not my son!" "I
> >>>> > don't think you understand, Mother," the young man
> >>>> > pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the
> >>>> > world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
> >>>> >
> >>>> >
> >>>> > "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this
> >>>> > very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The
> >>>> > neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers
> >>>> > were beaten within an inch of their lives last week,
> >>>> > and I have to keep your sister in the house so she
> >>>> > doesn't get raped!"
> >>>> >
> >>>> > The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I
> >>>> > will never forgive you for making us move to
> >>>> > Detroit!"
> >>>> >