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  1. KennyH

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    A plane is crashing over the ocean. the pilot comes over the intercom and tells people that they are going to die and that there is not chance of survival. the cabin falls silent, as everyone knows what will happen next. finally, a very busty blonde gets up and says, "before i die, i want a man to make me feel like a REAL woman." there is some mummering, but finally, a man stands up from the back of the plane. as he's walking towards her, he starts unbottoning in shirt, exposing his muscles. The woman has a smile on her face, but as the man walks up to her, he hands her his shirt and says, "here, iron this."

    Disclaimer: I don't mean to offend anyone with the plane crashing reference.
     
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  3. Schatten

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    Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?




    A: Wanna go ride bikes?
     
  4. 134282

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    LMAO...! i heard it like this:

    Q: How many people with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb...?
    A: Oh, look - a bike...!!!
     
  5. 62 250 GTO

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    "Wanna go ride bikes?"

    A classic from my childhood.
    That and "I can't believe we just did that, we are so lucky no one saw us... wanna do it again?!"

    ":Wanna" was really the word of choice, next to f*ck of course.
     
  6. darth550

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    Sounds like we went to the same school....

    DL
     
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  8. 62 250 GTO

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    I really don't know how the male teachers keep their minds in high schools. I must have banged half the girls I went to school with. {The "good" half. Incase you guys don't know which half is the good half, it's the half who would do it!}
     

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