A plane is crashing over the ocean. the pilot comes over the intercom and tells people that they are going to die and that there is not chance of survival. the cabin falls silent, as everyone knows what will happen next. finally, a very busty blonde gets up and says, "before i die, i want a man to make me feel like a REAL woman." there is some mummering, but finally, a man stands up from the back of the plane. as he's walking towards her, he starts unbottoning in shirt, exposing his muscles. The woman has a smile on her face, but as the man walks up to her, he hands her his shirt and says, "here, iron this." Disclaimer: I don't mean to offend anyone with the plane crashing reference.