Laguna Seca Paddock Caption Contest...

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by 134282, Aug 22, 2004.

  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

    Aug 3, 2002
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    Carbon McCoy
    Cell phones these days... They're always ringing; i can't even get a decent picture of a group of people...

    From left to right: Rick Doria, Nika, Mark PDX & Jordan...

    Let the games begin... :)
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  3. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Sep 5, 2001
    Panther City, Texas
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    Hello GEICO? I need a quote please for multiple drivers if that’s possible.
  4. Ferrari0324

    Ferrari0324 F1 Rookie

    Mar 20, 2004
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    "Yo dude, I'm standing right next to an Enzo."
    "Yeah man, I know, i'm like 3 feet away from you."

    Female-"OH My God, which is hotter, me or the car?"
    Guy right next to her- "Why the hell are you calling me when i'm right next to you?!"
  5. Gatorrari

    Gatorrari F1 World Champ
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    Feb 27, 2004
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    Jim Pernikoff
    "I got a nice Enzo right here I can sell you. How much are you willing to go? Oh, by the way, there are three other dudes here with the same idea."

    (Nika a "dude"? Sorry, no disrespect intended.)
  6. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 14, 2003
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    Why can't Carbon put down that camera for a second and answer the damn phone?!

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  8. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

    Apr 26, 2003
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    Dr. Dumb Ass
    That's right ladies and gentlemen, caller number 10 will win a brand new Gallardo...
  9. Jason W

    Jason W Formula Junior
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    Oct 31, 2003
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    Jason W
    "We're so trendy."
  10. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    "Yes, Mr. Trump. Yes, sir. We understand, sir. No, sir, none of us have even laid a finger on your new car, sir. Yes, sir, we would all love to be on The Apprentice. What's that? Did we try to wheedle rides in you rnew car? Well, ah, um, you see, ah... We're WHAT? Fired? So soon??? Oh, all except for the chick?"
  11. Chiaro_Slag

    Chiaro_Slag F1 Veteran

    Oct 31, 2003
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    Rick : Hi Nika, it's me, Rick Doria - I hold the Silverstate Classic Speed record at 228 MPH and I own an F40, so how about we go to a movie on Monday?

    Jordan : Hi Nika, it's me, Jordan - I beat Rick, Mark, Carbon, & Slag & Go-Karting, so how about we get some lunch after this?

    Mark : Hi Nika, it's me, Mark - I'm a moderator on F-chat and just got a *****in convertible Corvette, so how about we go out sometime?

    Nika - What's with all these annoying voicemails? I just want to check out the Enzo!
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  13. LittleBro

    LittleBro Formula 3

    Jul 7, 2004
    Herts, UK
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    One of them just shouts "yeah guys, its OK... its mine, its for me..."
  14. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    Nika: Hi, honey. Yeah, I am right here next to your car, and there are 3 really annoying guys with boners & cell phones harassing me. Can you please cancel your metrosexual manicure & facial back at the hotel & come down to help me?

    The other 3: Hey, Maranelloman, can you have her fiance whacked so we can have her AND his Enzo?
  15. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 14, 2003
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    The other 3: "Hey, Maranelloman, You wanna talk to Art? Art? Hey, Art? Art? Art? Art? Arrrrrrrrrt?"

  16. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    #13 maranelloman, Aug 22, 2004
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    ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!! To paraphrase Monty Python: RUN AWAY!!!!
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  17. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ

    Mar 25, 2004
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    Hey NNO fan512bbi just pulled up in his Enzo.
  18. beast

    beast F1 Veteran

    May 31, 2003
    Lewisville, TX
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    Rob Guess
    "Hello Towing company? Someone double parked this Enzo Ferrari and i need it towed to my motel" :D

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