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Lewis Hamilton to quit F1

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  1. jk0001

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    #1 jk0001, Apr 1, 2009
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    A spokesman for Mclaren has leaked that after a dismal showing in the Austrailan GP, Lewis Hamilton has decided to change careers and work as a male stripper in a All Male Review club in Paris.
    Hamilton says that this decision has been on his mind for a long time now and dancing has always been his secret passion, also he would rather quit F1 than continue with his season losing streak.
    His manager in his new career is none other than Timo Glock, who has had a very very close relationship with Mr Hamilton for quite a while.
    Mr Hamilton also related that all of his fans can catch his show at the *****cat Review just 2 blocks from the Main Metro Station Paris. Tips are welcome.


    :D :D April fools!
     
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  3. Senna1994

    Senna1994 F1 World Champ
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    Haha, I thought he was switching to BRAWN GP!
     
  4. kraftwerk

    kraftwerk Two Time F1 World Champ

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    You wish!
     
  5. barbazza

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    :D
     
  6. VIZSLA

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    Not to inject any seriousness here but the German press says that the FIA is revisiting Trulli's penalty based on reports that Hamilton lied (their word not mine) in his post race interview.
     
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  8. AlexO91

    AlexO91 F1 Rookie

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    It's only April fools before 12pm. And it was post at 3:19pm UK time. SO HA. :D
     
  9. Gilles27

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    Nah, he just likes the sound of the name:)
     
  10. darth550

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    Nice try! Just for future reference, it'll be hard for you to effectively run the 4-1 jokes with the screen name JK!!!

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