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Life is a matter of perspective.

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  1. Johnny Bravo

    Johnny Bravo Formula Junior

    Jul 22, 2003
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    Ben
    Sorry in advance if this has been posted before, but it's Friday, it's raining, and it's cold here so I figured some folks could use a little laugh :D

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    Life is a matter of perspective.

    One day a man comes home from work feeling very good about his day at
    work. He decides to pick some flowers for his wife from there garden.
    Also, he prepares a meal for both of them. He goes on to prepare a hot
    bubble bath with candle light for his wife. Afterwards he gives his wife
    a back massage. Later that night while in bed, the husband starts to
    feel romantic, no surprise to the wife. His wife responds accordingly
    for several minutes, and then she says I don't feel like making love
    tonight. The husband jaw drops; mouth wide open, the wife says I just
    want you to hold me. The husband could only respond with, what? The wife
    replies you don't understand me and you are not in tune with my
    emotional needs.

    The following weekend the husband and wife are out shopping at a major
    upscale department store. The husband is helping his wife pick out a new
    dress. She finds a dress she likes but can't decide on which color to
    buy. The husband says, get all three. She smiles in shock and begins to
    walk over to the shoe department. While in the shoe department she finds
    herself in the same dilemma as before, which pair of shoes to get. Again
    the husband says; get a pair for each dress. The wife smiles again with
    bright eyes. The husband notices the wife becomes very emotional and
    starts to get that romantic look. As they move toward the cash register
    they pass the jewelry counter, the husband stops and picks out a pair of
    diamond earrings for his wife. The wife starts eyeing a diamond tennis
    bracelet, the husband thinks to himself (you don't play tennis) but
    says, why don't get that too. The wife is excited and completely turn-on
    by her husband's generosity. The wife is smiling while carrying her
    dresses, shoes, diamond earrings and tennis bracelet to the cash
    register. The salesperson rings all the merchandise up and turns to the
    husband for payment. The husband replies I don't feel like buying
    anything today, the wife face drops in shock. The husband says I just
    wanted to enjoy watching you hold everything. The wife screams what?!
    The husband replies, you don't understand me and you are not in tune
    with my financial needs and responsibilities.
     
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  3. tifosi69

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    Dec 23, 2003
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    Why am I getting that deja-vu feeling?
     
  4. SefacHotRodder

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  5. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

    Jan 9, 2004
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    He thought last night was cold!?
     
  6. Dr C

    Dr C Formula Junior

    Dec 1, 2002
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    As soon as she has half of all of his assests, she'll never have to sleep with him again.
     
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