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  1. 134282

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    Happy New Year everyone...

    i was going through some old stuff on my lap top last night (well into a large bottle of Smirnoff), and i found an old poem i wrote a couple of years ago, called LSD - no, i've never done it...! But i figured i'd post it - could be interesting conversation... It was certainly interesting last night as we sat around with the dueling iPods, consuming large quantities of prohibition liquid... :)


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    Places Inside Cognitive Territories Utilize Red Egos.
    You Owe Unctuous Revelation, Succeeding Eternally, Lighting Fires.
    Involuntarily Needy.
    Arrogant.
    Believing Oleo Asphalt Trails.
    Only Noticeable.
    Achieved.
    Riding In Viral Equinox Retreats.
    Writhing In Tumultuous Hate.
    The Antique Nights Go Everywhere, Reprised Indigo, Never Enigmatic.
    Taking Receipts, Even Everyday, Sometimes.
    Always Never Decisive.
    Mommies Are Right; Make Airplane Landings And Destructions Equal.
    Seek Killings In Earth’s Sequence.

    Somnolence Overcomes Many Evictions- Blessed Overtures Detox You.
    Calligraphy Accepts Lunar Lexicon Summaries.
    Yes, Obfuscations Understood.
    Yearn Ovum, Urethra.
    Anticipated Niceness Scares Within Each Region.
    Quizzical Universe, I Teach Exits.
    Surreptitious Lesions Over Women Learn You.
    Animosity.
    Gargantuan Idiosyncrasies Reveal Lessons.
    Whimsical Invention Turns Haywire.
    Kicking All Lenders, Even In Defused, Obscure Situations, Coping, Only Partly Eviscerated.
    Envisioning Youth Exclaiming, “Sex!”

    Creating Evolution; Laughing, Leaving Out People’s Heads And Nasty Entrails.
    Fortunate Lovers’ Ostentatious Wishes Envelope Reactions, Severely.
    Odium Flows.
    Yelling, Even Letting Love Omit Will.
    Arduous Necropolis Dangles.
    Gouging, Reaching, Eliminating Egregious Narcissism.
    Telepathy Overwhelms Wizened Endorphins, Reverberating In Neurological Genetics.
    Opus Vox Elects Revolution.
    You Ornery Ungrateful Retch.
    Healing Enables Absolution Discoveries.

    Lounging Ornately Over Kailua.
    Foraging, Openly Reproachable.
    Tarnishing Holistic Evils.
    Giving Inches, Receiving Less.
    Withering Inside The House.
    Tainting Hell’s Engine.
    Stepping Tediously Over Nothing’s Epiphany.
    Insipidly North.
    Helplessly Enter Resignation.
    Emphatically Yodel Energy Songs.
    Anthropologists Negate Deception.
    Sucking Helium, Endlessly Stupid.
    Geared On Noting Everything.

    Luscious Undergarments Craft Yerks.
    Inconsequential Notions.
    Taking Heavy Exception.
    Submissive Killing…? Yes.
    Will Instilled To Hate.
    Don’t Intercept Ardent Misinterpretation; Off Now, Do Something.

    Faking Obnubilation; Lusting, Luring Oblique Wishes.
    Having Every Race.
    Doubting Obloquy, Why Not…?
    Too Obscene.
    Achy.
    Breviloquent Restoration Is Damned, Get Ego.
    Blasphemous You.
    Architectural.
    Ferocious Onus Undulates- Now Take Aspirin, It’s Needed.
    Rolling Over Crepuscular Kindness, I’m Not Going.
    Housing Olfactory Respites, Selected Emissions.
    Placing Every Opaque Palette Left, Even.
    Even After Today.
    Mistakenly Allow Radiation Sediments Housing, Miscegenation Alters Licensed Leaders Overseer Whips.
    Pandemonium In Every South.

    Emit Voracity, Evenly- Ruining Your One Nice Evening.
    Swift Missiles Invade Longitude, Even Sideways.
    Ae, Singular.
    Ye Olde Upbringing.
    Darting, Running, Investing Faster Torture.
    Participating As Smiley Teenager.
    Terrified Hate Enroute.
    Fleeing Locust Orbs- Waiting, Even Resting.
    Trying Hasty Anomaly Teachings.
    Greedy Racists Open, Wilting Sincerity.
    Solitude Overcomes.
    Intruding Notice Conceives Respondent, Excruciatingly Deceiving Invitations, Belying Little Yeses.
    Having, Instigating, Getting, Hating.

    Needless Exceptional Women- Sex Pilfers Appropriate People; Enceinted Rage.
    Thanking Anyone, Xenophobia Is Slight.
    Allow Perilous Paintings Enshrined At Revenge.
    Obituary Notice.
    Teach Hate, Everywhere.
    Souvenirs Have Only Recent Entity.
    Will Anyone In Town Initiate Negotiations, God…?
    Talking Ominously.
    Thinking About Kindling Eccentricity.
    Yes, Only Us.
    Await What, All Year…?

    Beneficial Abuse Nears Golden Integrity- Not Good.
    Taking Heat, Eventually.
    Becoming A Cork Kicker.
    Obviously Fermented.
    Your Ornaments Underscore Regeneration.
    Help Excuse A Dame.
    Insubordinate Nitrous.
    Tell Her Everything.
    Callous, Lying, Oaf; Unhand Darling Sister.
    Anatomically New Dice.
    Yesterday’s Overpriced Urine Rains Elliptically.
    Grieving Owner Nulls Emotion.

    Let Us Catch You.
    Irresistibly Nude.
    Touching Her Evocations.
    Sneakily Kicking You.
    Wishing Idolatry To Hover.
    Disassemble Intentions As Motherhood Omission Nearly Drops Speed.

    Placenta Injection Conjures Torrid Response; Empathize.
    Yearly Overload Under Restriction; Sleep Envy Lingers Fiercely.
    Oh, No.
    Anarchy.
    Totalitarian Regimes Assign Ignorance Now.
    Incomplete Neutering.
    Aplomb.
    Secretly Tracing Ancestors To Insufficiently Old News.
    Why Is This Home…?
    Police Leisurely Enforce Inflicting, Systematic Terror, Obligating Census Enraged Notion Expectancy.
    Pretend Ogres Reflect The Exanimate Reflection; Sob.
    Washing Innocence Through Humility.
    Losing Optimism, Okaying Kinder, Insufficient, Needless Greed.
    Gifts Lose A Sincerity Soon.
    Tonight Is Effortless; Sleep.

    Seismic Usurpations Destroy Deficit Expenditures, Now Leaching You.
    Secrete Oceanic Moisture, Envision Other Neanderthal Earthling.
    Inconsequentially Sober.
    Trusting Heathens Eventually Results Errors.
    Actually Timid.
    Torso Heaving Essence.
    Touching Uncle Runs Now, Stealing Tangible Innocence, Leaving Exigency.
    Tension Has Exploded.
    Goal Is Really Lost.
    Winter Is The Hottest.
    Kin Allow Lessening; Entails Inviting Derelict Orphans South, Coming Over Preliminary Eagerness.
    Extol Your Energy Scarcely.


    Lucidly Undermining Copulation Years.
    Irresponsible; Neglectful.
    Treacherous Hymen Espionage.
    Sex Kills You.
    Whisper In The Hole.
    Deceitful Insemination Accentuates Mindless Offers, Nullifying Deliberate Source.

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  3. 285ferrari

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    Carbon--Took me 10 minutes to read that and didn't understand a freakin word. Would being on LSD make it easier to figure out.
     
  4. wax

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    I GET IT!

    But what does it have to do with Limited Slip Differentials?
     
  6. 134282

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    Do you really...? 'cause it's not JUST a poem... :) i thought Mark or Wayne would be the first to figure it out... :)

    Wax, your favorites folder must be grounds for a restraining order... :)
     
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  8. glennm19

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    I thought this thread would be about the song, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...that song makes so much more sense after reading this..
     
  9. PWehmer

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    I'm not buying the "never done it" comment.
     
  10. glennm19

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    Holy crap..I figured it out..I should have stuck with my gut instincts

    Damn, you sure got a lot of time on your hands..
     
  11. glennm19

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    and this is the corresponding text that goes along with the above puzzle:

    e---------12---------12--------------------12----------10--9-----------
    b-----10-----------------10-----------10-----------------------10------
    G-9-------------12---------------11--------------10--------------------
    D----------------------------------------------------------------------
    A----------------------------------------------------------------------
    E----------------------------------------------------------------------


    e---------12---------12--------------------12---------------------------
    b-----10-----------------10-----------10-----------13-------13----------
    G-9-------------12---------------11----------------14---14---------14---
    D------------------------------------------------------------------15---
    A-----------------------------------------------------------------------
    E-----------------------------------------------------------------------

    e----------12----------------------12--------10--9----------------------
    b-----------------10----------10-------------------10-------------------
    G----14-------12---------11--------------10-----------------------------
    D-14--------------------------------------------------------------------
    A-----------------------------------------------------------------------
    E-----------------------------------------------------------------------

    e---------12---------12---------------12------12------12------12------13----
    b-----10-----------------10------14-------14------14------14------10-----15-
    G-9-------------12---------------11-----------------------------------------
    D---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    A---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    E-------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Bb C F Bb
    C G D
    G C d...and so on
     
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  13. PaulK

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    This thread is crazy.
     
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    Limited slip differential?
     
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    Carbon,

    It makes perfect sense if you read the sentences backwards!
     
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    Carb, you need to get 50 Cent to hammer this one out in his next ablum!
     
  17. 2000YELLOW360

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    Less Self Direction was the nickname for LSD. As you can see from the poem, Carbon didn't need any, at least when he was writing that poem.

    Art

    OK, who wants to type out the first letter of each word? I couldn't be bothered to go beyond the first few lines. NNO, please, it's a new year!
     
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    After reading through most of that + the christmas poem thing, I have to say.. Your a great lyricist. I can hear a beat especially in this poem.

    This prose reminds me of Nine inch nails kinda vibe. Love it.
     
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    The spelling out of words via the first letters is obvious. I'm going taking the time to go through the whole thing but I like the first few lines.
     
  20. 134282

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    Thanks, guys... i wrote this back in September, 2003... Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is one of my favorite Beatles songs and was, obviously, the inspiration for this... No, i've never done LSD - the song was inspiration enough... The idea behind this poem was to take each letter of each word and make a word out of it - but all off the top of my head; so that's why it's really weird...
     
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    If you had the whole thing would have simply read, "Trailsssssssssssssssssssss!" :)
     
  22. glennm19

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    Ok, I was correct...my post with all the numbers and letters is the guitar tablature/chords to that song (kind of like sheet music for the guitar player)...If that wasn't the answer, I would have said that if Jackson Pollock or Salvador Dali wrote poems, it would look like that..
     
  23. glennm19

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    Darth..for the love of God, please change that avatar...have mercy on us
     
  24. 134282

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    That is officially the biggest compliment i've had all year...
     
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    #22 wax, Jan 2, 2006
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    what a thread... :) happy new year Carbon..... ya wierdo :)
     
  27. glennm19

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    Um..I'm guessing you meant for the year of 2005? LOL
     
  28. wax

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    Nah, he knew what he was saying...

    See, Comedians say funny things - Comics say things funny. Carbon's a Comic (and I mean that in a good way)

    (therefore) 2006 it is - but, by the same token, it's probably the highest truthful compliment anybody's ever given him on this site (at least), so you still win.
     

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