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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    EVERY time i spend the weekend at Bruce's house, if we go out to lunch, it's my birthday. Only thing is, i never know it. After the meal, the waiter/waitress comes over with some sort of desert that's adorned with a lit candle sticking right in the middle of it. Then EVERYONE in the restaurant sings happy birthday, while i sit there, embarassed and surprised...

    One day i'll get him back. If you ever find yourself out to lunch with Bruce Wellington, keep in mind that it just might be your birthday. :)
     
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  3. jordan747_400

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    Hah! Well just remember Carbon, two can play at that game :)
     
  4. 96impalaSS

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    Hahah. Thats a funny trick.
     
  5. 134282

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    Jordan, you're right; i'll get him one of these days...


    Chris, yeah, ha ha, real funny... Let's do lunch, sometime... :D
     
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    So carbon for each lunch Bruce takes you too it is your birthday... Damm that must make you 120 by now. I guess i better start to respect my elders :D
     
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  8. 134282

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    LOL...! He even did it twice (two separate times) in the same place...! None of the wait staff noticed... It was two weekends in a row, too...
     
  9. JSinNOLA

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    Happy B-day Carbon! Lol

    We do that kind of thing every once in awhile in my group of friends. Classic:)
     
  10. beast

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    Now that takes a rather large pair of balls to try that one :D
     
  11. 134282

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    Look who we're talking about here... :)

    John, but i'm the birthday boy, EVERY time...
     
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  13. BWS550

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    CARB.......WATCH OUT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY IN DEC WHEN YOU COME HERE................


    BRUCE
     
  14. 134282

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    LMAO...! Jesus Christ, you crazy bastard...! What are you doing in the archives, this thread is almost a year old...!

    Next time we go out, it's YOUR birthday...!!! :)
     
  15. WJHMH

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    Now that's funny. I hope they make him wear birthday themed hat. LMAO!!!
     
  16. VROOM!!!

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    LOLLL!! This is too funny...
     
  17. chrlsstyles

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    Maybe it'll be Bruce's birthday Sunday at lunch :)
     
  18. 134282

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    That would be awesome...!
     
  19. dm_n_stuff

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    When you coming into town????

    Carbon, maybe a birthday strip-o-gram delivered to Bruce's house???
     
  20. BWS550

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    MY B-DAY WAS LAST WEEK, BESIDES NO STRIP O GRAMS, I HAVE AN SCILLIAN WIFE :(
     
  21. judge4re

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    With a good set of steak knives...
     
  22. Ike

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    LOL, I do that to people too.

    It started back in 7th grade when my band director would always take us out to Ryan's after events. They would make him stand up and sing to him.
     
  23. dm_n_stuff

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    Yeah but Bruce, according to the "everday is your birthday when Bruce takes you out" rule, Carbon should be allowed to drop a strip=o=gram in your lap without warning, and for whatever reason he wants since, EVERYDAY CAN BE YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!

    So, better practice telling your wife, "BUT HONEY, I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS, IT'S ALL CARBON'S FAULT. NO, REALLY IT IS."

    Perhaps some nice jewelry, hidden away for the occasion would be a good idea.
     
  24. judge4re

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    Just no steak knives...
     
  25. dm_n_stuff

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    Not even jewel encrusted ones?????
     
  26. judge4re

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    Before use or after use?
     
  27. dm_n_stuff

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    OUCH!!!

    Hopefully before.
     
  28. BWS550

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    SOUNDS GREAT DAVE, BUT SHE DIDNT FALL OFF THE TRUCK YESTERDAY!!!!!
     

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