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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    A little old couple prepare to go to bed. They no sooner hit the
    pillows

    when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."
    His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
    The old man replied, "its fart Rugby."
    A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Try and conversion.
    7 points each".
    After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
    Penalty - 10 to 7."
    Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty 10
    each."

    Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Drop
    goal, I lead 13 to 10."
    Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a
    woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat
    is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and
    accidentally he s hits in bed.
    The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
    The old man says, "Half time, change sides."
     
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  3. darth550

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    "Mornin' Tone.

    The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could
    outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun
    of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had
    had enough.

    "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet
    a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that
    outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."

    "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."

    The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then,
    nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."

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  4. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Afternoon Dave..........
     
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    Like the saying goes...."Times, they are a-changing, eh?" :)

    DL
     

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