"Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!" - James Cagney, Taxi! - 1932
Anything from Airplane! First Jive Dude: **** man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know? Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man. First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say? Second Jive Dude: UH... First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'. Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man. First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite? Clip: http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=108&qid=1251
It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank o' gas, half a pack o' cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.
Happy Gilmore:The price is wrong, *****. Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say? Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
From Apocalypse Now: Kilgore: You either surf or you fight. Willard: Are you crazy God damnit? Don't you think its a little risky for some R&R? Kilgore: If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole f***ing place! Kilgore: Charlie don't surf!
In some circles, the Mint 400 is a far far better thing than the Superbowl, the Kentucky Derby, and the lower Oakland roller derby finals all rolled into one.
Basically any line from Animal House!! Bluto Blutarsky "They took the bar!!! The whole F**KING bar!!!! " and after chugging an entire bottle of Jack Daniels "Thanks!! I needed that." Katie to Boone "I think I'm in love with a retard.". Boone to Katie "Is he bigger than me??". Dean Wormer "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." Otter "Hey, its gotta work better than the truth!!" .... and there are so many many more ....
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure". (Aliens) "You are one ugly mother Fcker". (Predator)
Caddyshack has a lot of great lines too!!! Judge Smails - "Well, the world needs ditch diggers too." Judge Smails - "You'll get nothing and like it."
Here's a couple of my favorites from Animal House. "Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f*cking Peace Corps". "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily".
"Sir, A Ferrari isn't an installment item." Freddie Bisco to Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman
Obvious: "And now, my friend: the first rule of Italian driving: "What's-a behind me is not important". Airplane: "flying a plane is like riding a bike -- it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes" "... we may experience some slight turbulence and then explode." (Serenity)
