The past few months have brought "one up manship" to a fine art in the celebrity mugshot world. Just when you thought Nick Nolte had it in the bag, along comes Glen Campbell with an award winning performance. Who in their right mind would have thought that anybody else could come close? Then out of nowhere, Saddam Hussein himself tosses his hat, er...turban, fez, whatever,...into the ring. Will Nick's unruley locks garnish him the trophy; will Glen's classic "angry drunk" mug bring home the bacon; or will Saddam's scraggley beard add that Santa Claus touch just in time for a holiday season victory? You decide.