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  1. Nibblesworth

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    He's a bozo. His name is Pip, which I guess kinda makes him French.

    I've owned cats my whole life, but this one is strange. First off, he never shuts his stupid little cat-mouth. At first it was charming, as he'd talk to you and answer you if you spoke to him. But now it's just down-right annoying. The bastard just meows non-stop.

    He also drools like a brain-dead crack whore if you scratch him. I mean DROOLS. Spit just starts to fall out of his mouth - tons of it.

    Another annoying thing the bastard does is when I'm pinching a loaf, he'll sit at the bathroom door, meowing like hell until I open the door. When I open the door, he cruise in and sit between my legs while I'm droppin' the kids off, and then he stand up on his hind legs and put his paws on my face, and then drool. WTF?

    Finally, my g/f and I will be sitting on the couch, or eating dinner, or whatever, and the cat will be vegging out on the floor. Then, out of nowhere, he'll hop up and bolt to the front door, stop, look at us, meow, then bolt through the living room, through the kitchen, and into the laundry room, where he'll leap onto the washing machine. He'll look at us funny, like we're big mice or something, and then bolt out of the room. His little stupid burst of energy will clear up, and he'll sit and veg for another 5 minutes before it starts all over again.

    Strange little bastard....
     
  2. dwood1969

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    Nibblesworth,

    I don't know why but your post has me in hysterics. I am literally laughing out loud. My co-workers must think that I am insane. I guess you have to be a pet owner to appreciate it. Pets - cats, dogs etc - are great!!!
     
  3. darth550

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    Advice. Next time he does that just say, "SCAT!"

    I don't know if you're from Cleveland but as far as I'm concerned, The Browns ALWAYS go to the Superbowl!

    DL
     
  4. lukek

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    Next time, you and your GF should light the joint outside, not inside, where the car breathes it all in. Felines are more succeptible to this kind of stuff and tend to drool, have strange bursts of energy, and increased scatological curiousity.
    Or at least that is what my friend told me.
     
  5. carguy

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    That's friggin hilarious..!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL
     
  6. Evolved

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    My cat kills small game prety much constantly.

    It's an aweful lot like living with Ted Nugett.

    He also eats only the heads of his kill.
     
  7. stokpro

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    My g/f's cat does the same thing but instead of jumping on the washing machine and spazzing out, she tears up and down the hallway and leaps over the couch and jumps on top of the refrigerator. Cat is crazy!
     
  8. Cavallino Motors

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    So funny to read your story. I am a cat person myself. Also the president of a local charity concerning cats.

    They are strange and what makes them so adorable is they are all different from each other. My old cat used to drool when you scratched him. He would actually nibble on my shirt and get it all wet.
    The new cat, Stanley, is a great hunter. He loves to be outside. Comes home at night from work, likes to sleep next to us, goes back to work in the morning. He has times when he wants to cuddle but mainly likes to play and hunt. Rats, Lizards, lately he gets the bigger lizards, the green tree type at about 12inches long. I rescued one yesterday.
    Then we have a stray that is ours now, big fat Red. Mellow as one can be.

    They are all crazy yet adorable.
     
  9. stokpro

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    Nice pic! I had an orange tabby, his name was Sunny, and he'd literally wet your entire shirt if you let him. Hold and pet him and he just drools and sucks on your shirt. Odd ball.
     
  10. WILLIAM H

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    LOL I have 5 cats now. Ive had cats for 15 years, love them. Drool in feline means they are happy or content. Sometimes when they are happy they will also put their nails in & out or kneed you or the blanket with their paws.
     
  11. TC (Houston)

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    My fiancee refers to that kneading our cat does as "making biscuits". She's a southern gal and I thought that was one of the funniest things I had ever heard in my life. I picked up a cat book a few months ago and apparently "making biscuits" is a fairly common terminology for that.
     
  12. thecarreaper

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    great thread..........LMAO!!! , MARTIN THAT PIC IS GREAT. hope you dont mind if i send it to some of my (anti) cat friends! ( titled " ***** REVENGE"
     
  13. stokpro

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    we refer to kneading as "playing the piano". LOL!!
     
  14. 134282

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    LMAO...!!!
     
  15. jordan747_400

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    You think your cat is bad, try living with a wild cat that we took in from outside...Her only goal is to stalk my feet at night when im sleeping. MY CAT is ****ing insane...

    Here are a few pictures of her and my "bible" to cat ownership.
     
  16. jordan747_400

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    another shot of the *****...She got mad when I was taking photos of her :)
     
  17. jordan747_400

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    best book out there
     
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    yes, this book tells it like it is...
     
  19. zjpj

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    THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS. I love in the book: "That was a nice jump, cat, wasnt' it, cat?" hahahaha I'm laughing out loud
     
  20. jordan747_400

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    If you see on the book cover the same author also wrote a book on how to live with a neurotic dog. I have it as well...along with a fat, grumpy, ****ed up old dog to go with it :)

    HILARIOUS book. The only real fact it makes is that cats are impossible to figure out...the rest is just pure comedy. A MUST for any cat owner and the same goes for Dogs with the Dog version of the book.

    I bought it as a christmas gift to my mom but found it too funny to hold back so I had to share it with her early :)
     
  21. stokpro

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  22. lukek

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    This site now appears to be offline, but I remember a guy who would scan his cat (yes, flatbed optical scanner), and others would send in digital images of having done the same. He built up quite an archive. Some of the images of flattnned cars were pretty funny. Then again, I am a dog person.
    Here is another dog person:
    http://darenp.co.uk/funny/nokiacat.mpg
     
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