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  1. Ambassiatore

    Ambassiatore Formula Junior

    Jan 30, 2007
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    David Figueredo T.
    You know what Simon?

    ...Im in for the pop corn... anybody?
     
  2. Simon^2

    Simon^2 F1 World Champ

    Oct 17, 2005
    12,313
    At Sea Level
    You made the claim. Back it up. If you're such a hot shot, post something to prove it, otherwise we no you are a poser. a racer of tremendous " renoewn " should be proud of his / her accomplishments.

    Funny, I ask you to back up your mouth and I'm a hater... easy way to shut me up.

    Your turn.
     
  3. rcallahan

    rcallahan F1 Rookie
    Owner

    Jul 15, 2002
    3,307
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    Bob Callahan
    As a 3 time Le Mans winner, my advice... do not listen to these fools. I too started my career late (I was 45) but I had 3 Malibu Grand Prix titles under my belt. I was able to find a great sponsor with Viagra that catapulted my career into F1. My numerous "Pole Positions" and outright wins allowed me to date some of the most beautiful women in the world.

    But fame has it's downside. After I broke up with Britney she and her career were never the same. I went on to date then dump Ashley Judd, who had to settle on a loser race guy named Dario (nobody has ever heard of him).

    In closing, do not listen to these "nay sayers", follow your dream. I did, and look where it got me!

    ps. Is your sister really a gymnast?...I've always wanted to date a gymnasts.
     
  4. SMS

    SMS F1 Veteran

    Jan 7, 2004
    6,774
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    Bill S.
    What do the different HPDE levels mean?
    NASA’s HPDE system is designed for all drivers at any skill level with almost any car. The drivers newest to the track environment will start out in HPDE 1 and be paired with an instructor.

    HPDE 2 is essentially the same as group one, but without the Instructor in the car (you’re qualified to SOLO).

    HPDE1 and HPDE2 attend classroom sessions to learn the basic skills and requirements. No passengers are allowed in HPDE1 or HPDE2 except for the instructor. Timing is not available for HPDE1 or HPDE2 and has the most limited passing zones.
     
  5. BrightSizeLife

    BANNED

    Nov 23, 2005
    33
    this skillz will show you teh reality.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=gMxXq1vxZuQ
     
  6. SMS

    SMS F1 Veteran

    Jan 7, 2004
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    Bill S.
    rcallahan, your signature line is from truly one of the greatest scenes in modern cinema, the poison cup scene. Love it, that really made me laugh when I read it.
     
  7. Qvb

    Qvb F1 Rookie
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    Nov 9, 2003
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    John Dixon
    Why are people ripping on BrightSizeLife? Did you read his posts. He is just harassing the OP.
     
  8. CRG125

    CRG125 F1 Rookie

    Feb 7, 2005
    2,620
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    Vivek
    Casey,

    Just want to know, what makes you different from Scott Speed. I have raced against Scott and let me tell you the guy is one of the most talented drivers out there and yes he did make it to F1, but look at where he is now. Let remind you he had the backing of Redbull, also the guy is still only 22 years old. I have never heard of you before and I raced against some of the best.
     
  9. ferraripete

    ferraripete F1 World Champ

  10. CornersWell

    CornersWell F1 Rookie

    Nov 24, 2004
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  11. sailrat

    sailrat Karting

    Nov 28, 2006
    78
    MI
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    Brad
    This is better than Sunday comic's!
     
  12. Simon^2

    Simon^2 F1 World Champ

    Oct 17, 2005
    12,313
    At Sea Level
    I can drive a car. My 2 year old can steer. Show me race result Mr Renowned Racer... your lack of willingness to do so, shows you have no results worth of posting. you have no credibility.

    I'm done wasting time with you poser.

    Ignore function on.
     
  13. Simon^2

    Simon^2 F1 World Champ

    Oct 17, 2005
    12,313
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    You may want to re-read his posts. start with his first post in this thread...
     
  14. shahedc

    shahedc Formula 3

    Jun 4, 2007
    1,625
    Washington DC
    It's one thing to have a strong will and be persistent... but being delusional can be a real hazard... !

    I wish Casey all the best, but I would recommend working at a real job while you continue racing as a hobby.

    And if you defy the odds and find some success somewhere... then, by all means, please post your racing success stories here!

    All the best,
    ~shahedc
    .
     
  15. Challenge64

    Challenge64 F1 Veteran
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    Jul 28, 2004
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    Ron

    I saw peoples homes, driveways and front yards in that maddskillz yo 308 video. I have no mercy for people speeding in residential neighborhoods. Jail ..not F1 ..is where you should be going

    take it to the track..not a public road.

    my youtube video..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJhVXFzgx5k
     
  16. bergxu

    bergxu Formula 3

    Aug 16, 2005
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    OnTheSerpentMound
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    Aaron
    hay britesizelife;

    did u hav the honda s2000 with tha peniz pump bilt in? I thout it won solo too?
     
  17. DrStranglove

    DrStranglove FChat Assassin
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    Oct 31, 2003
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    Buwahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!


    We should have known!!!! Thanks for clearing that one up!

    BuuWaaHahahahahahahahahahahahaha -breath--breath- HAHAHAhahahahahaha
     
  18. Senna3xWC

    Senna3xWC F1 Rookie

    Nov 30, 2006
    3,152
    NYC
    My gut feel is that they really wanted you for gay porn.
     
  19. b-mak

    b-mak F1 Veteran

  20. Challenge64

    Challenge64 F1 Veteran
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    Jul 28, 2004
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    Ron
    yea I really like how the passenger isnt even wearing a helmet in a convertible!

    opps..watched it again...passanger is wearing one...sanity prevails!!!
     
  21. SWB

    SWB Formula Junior

    Nov 12, 2006
    964
    Toronto & Ottawa
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    Seth
    I am here to confirm that Casey "Racey" Putsch is the real deal and to dispell any misconceptions about his Grand Prix program. As press officer for the "They" Group, (subsidary of "Them" Holdings plc.) I can officially confirm the recruiting of one Mr. Casey Putsch to spearhead our 2008 Formula 1 campaign. Sponsorship has been secured and together with our techincal partners, we are on course to make an impact this coming season. Due to speculation, some members of the press and certain Ferrari owners have started a smear campaign against our driver over rumours regarding the details of this operation. We would like to provide more clarity on these manners. Following is the official press release.



    Scuderia Virginia Slims Menthal F1 Team woud like to welcome American champion driver Casey Putsch as our number 1a pilot. We are currently evaluating drivers for the 1b seat and have scheduled a showdown at Paul Ricard between our test and reserve drivers on the 14th, weather permitting. It is an exciting time for us as we undergo development of our 2008 spec F1-GT40/123@Lemans/A chassis that has been designed to compliment our American pilot's advanced foot-to-gauge oversteering, turnin' right to go left! driving style. We are currently in negotiations with engine suppliers and hope to finalize a deal before the start of the season. The entire team is excited about the new season of racing and hope to win over fans and more sponsors.

    Team Principal, Il Commendatore Swb: When we came across our new Americano pilotti at Solo mio II competizione, we are impressed, we looked into his eyes and saw
    Ivan Capelli, he who led Ayrton Senna with a lowly Leyton House March. We offer him watertight contract and company Fiat
    Grande Punto on the spot.

    Chief Aerodynamicist, Eugenio Swb: We no need for windtunnel testing, no speak a Computational Fluid Dynamico! Americano pillotti so skillful, he can drive through any
    chassis error. His eyes, I can see Jean Alesi and Jean Alesi prefers new Fiat 500 over Grande Punto.

    Race Engineer, Swb: Having looked at the telemetry for 'Racey' (thats the nickname we gave him within the team) we found that if we reverted to analoque gauges,
    dog leg transmission and steel brakes, we were actually picking up tenths of a second. He hasn't yet acclimitized himself with left foot braking so
    we brought in rallying veteran Sandro Munari to coach him.

    Team Trainer and Caterer, Chef Swb: Americano pilotti in good shape! New car runs smooth like a Faema Granditalia expresso machina! Our garage has best
    cappuccino in pitlane, better than Minardi, they use non commercial Faema machina. Tomorrow we sip Udinese Caffe as
    champions.



    :)
     
  22. b-mak

    b-mak F1 Veteran

    Did you catch the Honda motocross gloves? Sweet!
     
  23. SMS

    SMS F1 Veteran

    Jan 7, 2004
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    Bill S.
    Well I'll be danged. Appologies go out to Racey Casey, and best wishes for the upcoming 08 F1 season. Hey buddy ole pal, can I score some garage passes from you for me and some of your new FC supporters?
     
  24. Simon^2

    Simon^2 F1 World Champ

    Oct 17, 2005
    12,313
    At Sea Level
    I still prefer the sound of Pilotti Putsch...
     
  25. Challenge64

    Challenge64 F1 Veteran
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    Jul 28, 2004
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    Ron
    Well Casey Racey better take his assinine antics to the track and only the track. If I saw some retard in a 308 blasting past my house...past my kids...Casey Racey would either be met with my own version of a spike strip or a good ole fashion shotgun
     

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