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My Lunch with Marty

Discussion in 'California (Southern)' started by rcallahan, Feb 20, 2004.

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  1. 134282

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    LOL, you guys are sweethearts...
     
  2. rcallahan

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    Is it Daniel Edward Scissor Hands?
     
  3. 134282

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    LOL...!!!

    My license, credit cards, bills, insurance & car title & registration all read Carbon McCoy... i know nothing of this Daniel whoever fellow... :)
     
  4. jordan747_400

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    Your lying Carbon...You and I both know he is in your closet with the rest of those hookers.
     
  5. 134282

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    Jesus, Jordan...! WTF are they teaching you out there...?!? Dead hookers...? What is the world coming to...?
     
  6. jordan747_400

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    Oh who knoooows where I got that from?? :)
     
  7. matteo

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    Intresting Wayne,

    That is what I have and that is what I was given.
     
  8. matteo

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    oh and Wayne, the dmv NEVER makes mistakes.....I don't have a zip code on my DL....LOL!
     
  9. Gary(SF)

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    I'll bet the kids in class loved him when he appeared at career day! Like Chandler on Friends, holding his head..."Too many jokes!"
     
  10. El Wayne

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    C'mon Matt, do you really want to do this again?

    From the same thread where you showed us two different 512s:

    Posted on Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 9:32 pm: "I bought a 512 bbi today from a former ferrari mechanic for $10,000."

    Posted on Sunday, October 13, 2002 - 8:57 pm: "It has a non-op from the california dmv. $10 bucks a year."

    And now you show us an erroneous reg with $903 in fees paid on 9/30/02? Haven't you given up yet?
     
  11. mw575

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    Hey guys----let's get back to the original subject--ME---
    Just because Callahan 1) asked me to examine his hemorroids at lunch doesn't mean I am or ever was a proctologist.(and I have my DMV lic and reg to prove it!)
    2) told me at lunch he was buying Matt's 512BBi for $35,559
    doesn't mean he has upped the dose of his hallucinogens.
    Furthermore I wasn't wandering on the beach but rather found myself wandering in a neighbor's hot tub.(it was a large one).
    All of this abuse by Bob because I finally shamed him into paying for lunch (a $7 salad and tap water-he wouldn't share his huge bottle of bubbly water.
    P.S. Bob smiled when I did the digital rectal exam!!
    P.S.S. Hi Matt.
     
  12. jselevan

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    Marty, no need to shy away from your specialty; one man's diarrhea is another man's bread and butter.

    Jim S.
     
  13. matteo

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    Same car...Wayne. Same car. only 20% of the story was ever posted.
    It had a none op and the rest was current reg and misc fee's and taxes. You know how the DMV works, Wayne.

    I have no intrest in any discussions with you about anything. All I ask is that you don't discuss things that you are guessing on or just flat out don't know.

    You were not there when I paid the fee's nor did I ever discuss them with you.

    I suppose I fabricated my Drivers License too!


    p.s. Hi Marty.
     
  14. ART360

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    Marty:

    Didn't Bob admit to you that he flew jets, with passengers, the a commercial airline, without a license for years?

    Art
     
  15. Chiaro_Slag

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    This guy is so funny. Reading that thread, I get this :

    "There is something cool about an all black 512bbi."

    Then someone says :

    "Matt, I noticed in your pictures 2 different color cars.Is the motor and trans. in a red car?"

    Then we get this :

    "The car is a two tone black / red. The clam shell and roof are red and the bottom parts are black."

    What happenned to the all black 512bbi????
     
  16. Chiaro_Slag

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    Also, Boxers aren't painted that way!!!

    The hood is also red! Not black as in the pics.

    Why show us a DMV slip of your 308....
     
  17. Chiaro_Slag

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  18. El Wayne

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    Okay, okay, I'll back off and let you have your fun. Besides, that reg absolutely belonged to a vehicle with VIN ending in "502," so the point has already been made. The fact that you posted it when no one was even asking and then botched it like that was just too funny to leave alone.:)

    Also, apologies to all of you gents for hijacking the thread!

    Jim, I couldn't help but visualize that one. You are a sick man.;)
     
  19. rcallahan

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    Art,

    I never said I was perfect. Flying paying passangers without a license was wrong and I admit it!!!

    But Marty, you miss understood my smile. When you went to the bathroom (just as the check came) you left behind your wallet. I payed with your credit card!!

    So lets get to the business of the drive (you do remember our plan for a drive don't you). Can you plan your medication (and other commitments) for a drive when Art is down (you do remember Art don't you)?

    And PLEASE quit calling me Matt!!
     
  20. jordan747_400

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    Bob are you kidding? :)
     
  21. matteo

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    Jerry,

    1. Not all boxers are two-tone.
    2. I was going to paint it all black but decided to keep it red/black. Again, a decision and discussion that occured offline.
    3. Again, the difference in color was atributed to a car that was pieced together in attempts to restore it by the previous owner.
    4. You do not know me, I do not know you. You have no idea what you are talking about nor do you have any first hand knowledge of anything we talked about offline or in person.
    5. IT"S NONE OF YOUR F-ING BUSINESS>

    Wayne,

    I posted it because I am sick of it coming back up.

    e-mail me if you want to clear this up.
     
  22. rcallahan

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    Jordan,

    I forgot this::)
     
  23. jordan747_400

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  24. El Wayne

    El Wayne F1 World Champ
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    That's okay. Consider the subject dropped after I clarify one thing:

    Jerry, the reg wasn't from the 308, either.

    Ciao!
     
  25. mw575

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    O.K.
    I have a confession to make.I never had lunch with Bob Callahan-ever. And I can prove it by posting a copy of my birth certificate.Furthermore no more fencing with Callahan, I swearsince he suffers from cerebral-anal inversion
    I'm in for a ride on the 5th or 6th .
    Art-Faye isn't interested in coming along so you can ride with me and even take the wheel if you promise not to downshift like "you know who"
    Jim-Altho "that" part of the female anatomy is still of interest to me I believe I was an oncologist altho I could be wrong given my entry into my 8th decade.
     

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