I just remembered this "incident" the other day that happened a few years ago and had to share it. I had an independent sales rep named John who was from the U.P. of Michigan (aka, a Yooper). Anyway, we drove to McCormick place in Chicago for a cleaning equipment show, I was driving and he was shotgun. I am driving my full size Chevy van and we pull up to the hanging PVC pipe at the entrance to a parking garage and we hit it, so I let out a quiet expletive and started to back up (for those of you who don't know, if your vehicle hits the pipe, you're gonna hit a concrete beam if you drive in). This dip **** screams, "wait!" as he proceeds to open his door, reach up and lift the pipe up so that I can drive under it. He says, "come on, come on I'll hold it up, you can make it!" I was frickin flabbergasted. I said, "get your dumb ass in here, this isn't a test you can cheat on!" He was clueless as to why I wouldn't proceed.